Author: CO2Insanity

DC Comics Faces Boycott over Anti-Gay Superman Writer. Isn’t it interesting how gays who are supposed to have all these rights handed to them on a silver platter think absolutely nothing about trampling on someone’s right to disagree with them? That’s what we call hypocrites.

Outrage of the Week: Jesse Jackson Claims Semi-Autos can “Blow Up Railroads. Next week the Reverend will tell us how semi-autos can shoot down the space station and possibly be used to divert those global warming caused asteroids on a collision course with Earth.

U.S. Senate Barbershop getting bailouts. Freeloaders!

DNC caught trying to deceive reporters about identity of Rubio critic. There’s lies, damn lies and Debbie Wasserman Schultz!

COLORADO: LAWSUITS BY PEOPLE ATTACKED IN ‘GUN FREE ZONES.’ Great idea, providing he can find an elected Republican with two balls right now. If he does, we’d suggest he call the Guinness Book of World Records.

The Man Who Killed Osama bin Laden… Is Screwed. This is a tragedy and a travesty. The Obama administration should be ashamed for letting this happen, as should everyone else involved in this pump and dump of a genuine American hero.

PELOSI: THERE’S NO ‘SPENDING PROBLEM.’ Living proof Botox affects the brain.

NANNY BLOOMBERG MOVES TO BAN STYROFOAM. Yes, this week it’s that evil Styrofoam! If he spent as much time worrying about REAL problems he might have something. This is just more pablum to feed the public so they think he’s actually doing something.

Federal Employees’ Union Head: Obama Pay Raise Proposal ‘Simply Not Enough.’ Too bad Ronald Reagan isn’t here to start firing these ingrates.

YouTube: VIDEO: JoergSprave: Full Auto Slingshot Minigun! If guns are outlawed, we’re getting one of these. Doesn’t even need a silencer and it appears quite deadly. We wonder if they’ll limit battery capacity and ban quick change batteries?

DEMOCRATS SLAM DR. CARSON FOR PRAYER BREAKFAST SPEECH: ‘NOT APPROPRIATE,’ SAYS SCHAKOWSKY. Notice you don’t hear her saying he’s wrong about Obamacare or anything else. She only complains it wasn’t the right place and then tosses in a couple of key words like Tea Party for effect. This guy appears to have essentially silenced them.

Magic Johnson: Obama has done more to address AIDS than Bush. Let’s see. Bush spent $50 billion per year compared to Obama’s $5.5 billion per year and they’re reducing it to $214 million this year, yet Obama is doing more? Good thing his name isn’t Logic Johnson.

9,000-strong penguin colony discovered in Antarctica after scientists spotted their poo trails in satellite images. The same people who purport what the weather and sea-level will be in 100 years have had 9,000 penguins right under their noses for how many decades? Looks like they have an affinity for finding poop. Goes right along with finding global warming BS.

TREASURY SEC. NOMINEE LEW UNDER FIRE FOR CAYMAN ISLANDS INVESTMENTS. Remember Obama and the Dems complaining about Romney’s offshore investments? Looks like the Democrats are finding out karma is indeed a bitch.

University’s butt plug giveaway prompts discomfort on campus. Just when you think educators can’t get any dumber, someone plugs that theory up.

Texas teacher suspended after she emptied PENCIL SHAVINGS into student’s mouth. Yet another moron schoolteacher! We have to wonder what would possess someone to do this? Good thing she didn’t stand him against a wall and blow his head off with a 12 gauge shotgun 12 inches from his face.

Congressman To Truth-check Obama State Of The Union Live, As It Happens. We expect to see a lot of “You lie!” on Twitter that night.

SECRET HAGEL DONOR?: WHITE HOUSE SPOX DUCKS QUESTION ON ‘FRIENDS OF HAMAS.’ Friends of Hamas? Iran endorses him? Next we suppose Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi will fly over to testify what a wonderful guy Chuckie is. Meanwhile the chickens in the White House will continue hanging up when anyone calls about this. Bawk! Bawk!

ERIC HOLDER: OBAMA DECIDES WHO’S ‘ENTITLED’ TO SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS. So Emperor Obama now supercedes the Constitution of the United States? Pray hard that Eric Holder never gets appointed to the Supreme Court.

Student: I Was Hospitalized for Calling My Prof a Bitch. Yet more insanity from educators. Looks like they’ve hit a new low.

Horror at mass sterilisation camp in lndia as women are dumped unconscious in a FIELD after painful operation. Hey Paul Krugman! Here’s another way to keep Obamacare solvent!

California no longer requiring eighth graders to take Algebra. They will teach them the new California math. If Mr. Jones makes $250,000 per year and Jerry Brown and Obama tax the snot out of him does he have any money left?

Armed citizens force officials to back down. The government wants gun confiscation so they can get away with whatever they want to, Constitution be damned. This is why gun owners need the 2nd Amendment, which seems to have worked as intended.

You Don’t Need a Weatherman to Know Which Way Journalists Blow. Um, you don’t need a weatherman to tell who MSM journalists blow either.

Smart Car: Driver killed after her micro-sized vehicle hits a… motorcycle. We heartily suggest Obama immediately sign an executive order giving Smart cars to all members of the Sierra Club, the Department of Interior, Greenpeace, and the EPA. Jerry Brown needs one, too.