Author: CO2Insanity

SEE THE PRAYER BREAKFAST SPEECH THAT’S GRABBING HEADLINES: DOCTOR ATTACKS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, NATIONAL DEBT IN FRONT OF OBAMA. We wonder if the IRS was waiting for him on his front porch when he got home?

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Jerry Brown gets smacked by Rick Perry over California’s business climate, and reacts… poorly.

Gov. Jerry Brown publicly scoffed at Gov. Rick Perry’s attempt to draw Californians to Texas for better business, saying that the ad campaign is “barely a fart.”

Rumor is that this is similar to what Linda Ronstadt allegedly told him years ago when they were dating. “Jerry, that’s barely a dick.”

GREAT NEWS: Costs of Obamacare Exchanges Spike 29%… Before the Program Even Starts!. Yes we can’t!  Obamacare will be affordable, providing your name is Bill Gates or Warren Buffet. The rest of you peasants can get affordable healthcare in India or Thailand.

Paul Krugman channels Sarah Palin, admits Death Panels will be required to keep Obamacare solvent Hey Paul, you forgot to say the death panels are also a terrific way to make social security last longer!

EPA plans cleanup of lead danger in Chicago. The real lead danger in Chicago isn’t dying from the lead in this factory, it’s dying from all the lead flying around in the nation’s gun control capitol.

CHRIS ROCK: OBAMA LIKE ‘DAD OF THE COUNTRY. AND WHEN YOUR DAD SAYS SOMETHING, YOU LISTEN’. Well, so much for George Washington, who Chris Rock just threw under the bus.

Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil. In his case they probably would because he’d crap his pants if he ever saw a pair of bodacious ta-ta’s.

EXCLUSIVE—ZIMMERMAN BROTHER: OBAMA ‘BULLIED’ MY FAMILY. We say be glad Obama didn’t send a drone to visit.

Ahmadinejad Visits Egypt, Signaling Realignment. Dictators of a feather, flock together.

Ron Paul tweets about SEAL sniper’s death: ‘He who lives by the sword dies by the sword.’ Looks like Ron needs to find out he who lives by the tweet dies by the tweet. Cookoo! Cookoo! Cookoo! H/T DefHarryMelon

High-school freshman suspended for having a picture of a gun. Yet another moron moment in education. Perhaps these nitwits should have Obama arrested for putting up a photo of him shooting a gun.

Senate plan would give Napolitano the final say on border security. Talk about a sneaky way to pass the buck. Let her make the decision, then all the cowards we elect can point the finger at her when the border remains a sieve. Janet Napolitano said on 3/25/2011: “The border is better now than it ever has been.” Yeah, right Mr. Napolitano, it’s 2013 and we don’t notrice any improvement. We won’t after you approve it either.

Obama a skeet shooter? See new White House photo. This is about as good as Dukakis in a tank. They must be very low flying skeet, too.

Teens armed with illegal nunchucks attack man in Manhattan subway station mugging. Mayor Nanny Bloomberg should immediately put up “Nunchuck Free Zone” signs in all subway stations so this doesn’t happen again. Too bad the attackee wasn’t Bernhard Goetz.

Red-handed: Associated Press caught inserting “assault rifle” into Alabama hostage standoff. If this keeps up soon Adulterated Press will have this guy patrolling with an Abrams Tank.

Germany’s Left Party Wants 100% Tax on Income Over $680,000. Looks like the old East Germans are trying to turn the country back into a steaming pile of crap like the good old days after WW2.

Union bosses “shocked” by Obamacare cost increases. Sounds like they just found out Obama, Pelosi and Reid practice proctology on their constituents.

Biden: Have I mentioned yet that these new gun-control measures won’t fundamentally alter the chances of a mass shooting? To this we say no shit Vice President Sherlock, or is it Vice President Pinocchio?.

Obama Eliminates Breakfast for US Troops in Afghanistan, Stuffs Own Face. King Obama eats only the best while our troops don’t even get a crap sandwich for breakfast. That is about as lousy of a commander-in-chief as one can be if you ask us.

FOUR DOMINICAN HOOKERS Confirm They Attended Sex Parties With Sen. Bob Menendez. “Also, a Dominican prostitute told investigators that Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) liked the youngest and freshest hookers.” What’s the difference between a prostitute and Bob Menendez? The prostitute is honest.

‘Tackle crazed gunmen with SCISSORS or just hide under your desk’: Homeland Security’s controversial advice video for fighting lone wolf shooter. They’d be better off to tell everyone to keep a 45 Auto in their desk drawer and if you see something crazed with a gun, shoot it.

http://youtu.be/oI5EoWBRYmo

JAY CARNEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. Waaaaaaaahhhhh! What a weasel Carney is. You can bet Dr. Anthony Harper of the InterMountain Christian News won’t be invited back again. Shame on him for not asking a canned question.

Gun Control Activist Protesting How Easy it is to Buy Guns, is a Rapist. This guy evidently doesn’t think happiness is a warm gun, unless it’s his. Perhaps he should move to Chicagostan, where Mayor Emmanuel is going to make it even harder for law-abiding citizens to arm themselves against thugs like him.

Bankrupt France’s latest efforts to save money… turn off all the lights. We hope Motel 6 doesn’t have any motels in France, or they’re really going to have a problem leaving the light on for you.