Author: CO2Insanity

Petition to deport Piers Morgan from the US now at over 70,000. It seems the British don’t want him back either. Perhaps North Korea or Iranian TV will hire him.

So how does Journal – News reporter Dwight R. Worley rate a NYC pistol permit? It’s easy! He’s a liberal, which means he’s a hypocrite! Seems Worley owns a Smith & Wesson 686, .357 Magnum. We hope he enjoys having his address and phone number published. Remember liberals, the First Amendment can be a double-edged sword.

SCHOOL OBAMA’S DAUGHTERS ATTEND HAS 11 ARMED GUARDS. Just imagine if there would have been 11 armed guards at Sandy Hook Elementary School? We wouldn’t be posting this, that’s what. All those children and teachers would be alive and enjoying Christmas morning, that’s what. To those who don’t want armed guards at your children’s schools we ask: Are your children worth less than Obama’s daughters? Evidently the answer is yes.

Merry Christmas! Yes we said it! Christmas! Merry Christmas all! Christ’s Birthday! Happy Christmas! Wonderful Christmas! Christmas! Christmas Christmas! For those who don’t like it? Take your Happy Generic Holiday and stuff it!

Ted Kennedy Jr. Decides Not To Seek Kerry’s Senate Seat. Well, that was quick and sweet. Next? How about showing how bipartisan you Democrats are and appointing Mitt Romney? What? The Republicans are the only ones who are supposed to be bipartisan? Nevemind.

GUN CONTROL ADVOCATES’ LOUDEST VOICES ARE MOST HEAVILY PROTECTED. No surprise here. Typical liberal fat head hypocrite do as I say not as I do.

Employer audits skyrocket in ICE’s hunt for those hiring illegal immigrants. To all you Hispanics that voted for Obama, here’s your reward. Funny this wasn’t mentioned BEFORE the election, isn’t it?

White House petition calls for deportation of CNN host. Cool, but would any country actually take this dumbass?

Politically potent Hollywood escapes heavy scrutiny in wake of shooting. Perhaps the NRA should quit fighting and do what Hollywood does. Just give big checks to all the Democrats and watch them suddenly turn pro-gun or at least look the other way.

Philippines OKs sin tax, free condoms. This could be a first. Rob from the rich, give to the horny.

Will your next burger be ground-up mealworms? This sounds like it’s for the birds and fish bait. Us eat a mealworm burger? No way. We suppose they’ll come out with catchy TV commercial like “Worms, the other white meat.”

2012 Person of the Year: Barack Obama, the President Considering Time’s readership and management, this is no surprise. We still can’t see Obama’s birth certificate or college records, but he’s the person of the year. Frankly, we know more about Kim Jung Un than Obama. Perhaps Time should have left the rigged vote stand.

Dick’s Sporting Goods suspends sales of modern rifles, takes guns off display at Conn. store. This is caving in to insane liberals, who every time something happens with a firearm, want to take a little more of the 2nd Amendment away. If they have their way we soon won’t even be able to buy muskets. We don’t know about you, but Dick’s Sporting Goods is on boycott until they stop this nonsense.

Angered wife sprays vanilla-scented Lysol on her farting husband exacerbating domestic dispute. Next time use Fabreze and it won’t be a problem.

Australian court: Worker’s comp covers sex mishap. This could be a way to get rid of progressives in government in a hurry. Most of them would probably be filing a claim in a matter or days.

Mayor’s ‘secret war’ on smoking inside your apartment. Mayor Nanny is at it again. Talk about a buttinski.

Hackers target Westboro Baptist Church after Newtown threat. Whomever did this deserves a well done and a pat on the back. We hope the FBI investigates this and reports the Westboro Baptist Church computers fell off the curb.

Chicago Shootings Spike 49% In November Despite Strict Gun Laws. Hows that gun control working for you Rahm? 192 shootings in Chicagostan. This is only ONE MONTH folks.

Mass Killings Stopped by Armed Citizens. Not a peep from the MSM about these. We’d bet the outcome in Newtown would have been different if a few teachers had been armed.

Obama Let 1 Billion Dollars in School Security Funds Lapse Before Sandy Hook Mass Shooting. The smartest president ever? We beg to differ.

EPA releases new soot pollution standard based on secret data sets. Yet more transparency from the Obama administration. Must be another “hockey-stick” graph. We’ll dub this one Sootgate.

Gerard Depardieu vows to give up his French passport and puts £40m Parisian mansion on the market in protest at huge tax hikes. Mon dieu! Wait until the movietards in Hollywood figure out they too can move and avoid paying Governor Moonbeam’s tax the rich tax. Not to mention all the other rich people who can move next door to Nevada and not even have a state income tax.

SWAT teams descend on Newtown Catholic church after BOMB THREAT evacuates hundreds during mass – hours before Obama visit. We don’t know what kind of sick bastard would do something like this but we hope they catch him and put him in a cell with some 300 pound gay named Bubba and that they give Bubba some Viagra a couple of times per day.

Peter King: WH edited CIA report to hide al-Qaida role in Benghazi. To paraphrase. There’s lies, damn lies and the Obama administration.

NEWS CORP. CHIEF MURDOCH CALLS FOR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS BAN. Another richtard who thinks he knows it all because he has money. Funny, no full auto weapons were used in the shooting in Connecticut. Perhaps he should partner with Bloomberg and present us with the Nanny News Network (NNN).