Author: J.P. Travis

P&G takes $8 billion loss at Gillette division after “woke” ad insulted men. And now they’re afraid to apologize for their “toxic masculinity” ad campaign, because they’re worried about angering the SJW crowd. We don’t know what they’re worried about. Feminists don’t shave their legs and SJW men don’t have enough testosterone to grow facial hair so none of those people are customers.

Rat photo-bombs live news report about how Trump is wrong about rats in Baltimore. Just when you thought the media could not make themselves look more stupid…

Trans activist planning topless swimming event for 12-year-old girls. That’s the politically-correct headline. Here’s the IHTM summary of the story: A Canadian pervert who is obviously a pedophile and still an anatomically-whole man in spite of his claim to be a woman, is trying to lure young girls away from their parents so he can ogle them and probably (based on his social media accounts) sexually abuse them… but because he calls himself transsexual, Canadians are tip-toeing around afraid of their own shadows and letting his predatory actions slide.

Silliest moment of last night’s Democrat debate? It’s gotta be when candidate Julian Castro (who?) argued in favor of the right of biological men to have abortions. No, no, it wasn’t a bad choice of words, and no, he didn’t misspeak: this really is how dumb Democrats are.

Another photo of children in CBP detention facility goes viral… and once again, like almost every other viral photo of children in a detention facility, this one turns out to have been taken during the Obama administration, too.

Woke collision in San Francisco. It’s gays versus homeless. A sushi restaurant had the temerity to put a rainbow-colored rock in an outside alcove of the restaurant… which alcove could have been a great place for a homeless person to sleep/shit/lounge/pick his nose/harass customers/gross out customers. How dare those evil gays inconvenience the homeless? And how dare those homeless advocates question a rainbow-colored rock in San Francisco? Oh my!

Elizabeth Warren will see your slavery reparations and raise you $57 million in gay reparations. Democrats never met a dime of somebody else’s money they didn’t want to give away to someone else. Maybe we should suggest reparations to Cherokees for fake Harvard Indians who confiscated their heritage–maybe that would shut her up.

Pope Francis wants a carbon tax to stop Global Warming. Dumbest. Pope. ever. This Jesuit nincompoop is three decades behind on his knowledge of science and three decades behind on his knowledge of the Catholic priest sex scandals. And seems to be falling further behind every day.

Obama-era LED streetlights in Detroit that were supposed to last at least ten years… are already burning out and needing replacement after three years. Count on it: if you can think of something completely stupid that’s a total waste of money, the city of Detroit will do it.

More incompetence and stupidity from Broward County. This time the Broward Country Sheriff’s Office accidentally let a man charged with first-degree murder go free from the county jail. Now they can’t find him.

At Target, gays grooming children is just good marketing. That’s a photo of the kids department at Target, believe it or not. They’ve taken wokeness to a whole new creepy level.

Mother Nature mocks Al Gore again. Al Gore was paid $320,000 of taxpayer money to attend a Global Warming conference in Queensland, Australia, and in the middle of the conference it snowed. In Queensland. Where it almost never snows.

10 of 10 coastal Antarctic weather stations show zero warming. The actual data, unmassaged by Global Warming “scientists,” shows that over the last 40 years the coast of Antarctica has no warming and an increase in sea ice extent.

CNN asking freelancers to wait 90 days for payment. If it looks like a sinking ship and it acts like a sinking ship…

First sentence of Svetlana Lokhova’s lawsuit against Stefan Halper:

“Stefan Halper is a ratfucker and a spy, who embroiled an innocent woman in a conspiracy to undo the 2016 Presidential election and topple the President of the United States of America.”

After an opening sentence like that, we can hardly wait for the first day in court.

Gillete jumps the shark AGAIN. The company took a sales hit when they ran the commercial insulting men. They didn’t do themselves any favors with the ads glorifying fat women. And now they have a new commercial with a proud father teaching his daughter-who-thinks-she’s-a-man how to shave… because, you see, the hormones she’s taking to “transition” have produced facial hair.

CrossFit leaves Facebook. It’s a start. CrossFit, Inc.’s company statement:

“Facebook censors and removes user accounts based on unknown criteria and at the request of third parties including government and foreign government agencies… Facebook’s news feeds are censored and crafted to reflect the political leanings of Facebook’s utopian socialists while remaining vulnerable to misinformation campaigns designed to stir up violence and prejudice.”

What the…!? AOC again, this time freaking out about a tornado watch in D.C. and then, on Twitter, blaming it on climate change. (Don’t try to figure out what she means when she sees people outside and says, “We need to get them out!” You might understand that outside is already out, but that’s because you have a brain.)

AOC says growing cauliflower is colonialism. This is even dumber than usual, something heretofore thought impossible by scientists. We are sincerely worried that one of her two brain cells died.

John Walker “American Taliban” Lindh released from prison… even though, as recently as four years ago, he was still advocating for violent jihad from his prison cell.

Another person calls James Comey a liar. We’ve lost track of how many people have accused Comey of lying. This time it’s Loretta Lynch, who says she never told Comey to call the Hillary Clinton investigation a “matter.”

Emily Ratajkowski reveals her inner Klansman. Arguing against the new Alabama abortion law, she suggests that we want black women to have abortions to keep the prison population down. Which makes Emily a true Margaret Sanger acolyte.

The serial killer story the leftwing media is refusing to cover. They won’t talk about it because the alleged serial killer is an illegal alien and that doesn’t fit their agenda. And if they do mention the story they don’t admit the alleged serial killer is an illegal alien.

So long, Salon, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Salon.com, the virulently left-wing online news site that never met an issue they couldn’t skew, is going out of business. Apparently, being a news site more interested in propaganda than the truth isn’t a viable long-term business plan.

“Wrong-way de Blasio.” The New York mayor is famous for being late to everything and in August he was late to a Harlem walk-run event, his city SUV going the wrong way on a one-way street, lights flashing and siren wailing, when it ran into a boiler truck. The city has been doing its best to cover up the accident ever since.