Author: J.P. Travis

Cher says President Trump’s children aren’t “worth a damn.” In case you’re wondering about Cher’s expertise when it comes to raising children, that’s her daughter Chastity—yes, daughter—pictured above.

The New York Times said WHAT?! The New York Times, that venerable institution dedicated to all things leftwing and slimy, which spent the last three years pooh-poohing the border problem, came out Sunday and said, “Congress, Give Trump his Border Money.”

AOC: “Oh my God! Food that comes out of dirt! It’s magic!” Let’s just admit it: the republic is doomed. We’ve read the Roman empire was destroyed by lead water pipes and the Chinese empire by bureaucracy. Historians will say the American republic succumbed to the abject stupidity of its elected representatives.

Man named Mary smashes world records in women’s powerlifting. He’s real proud of his achievements. Here’s what he posted to Instagram:

“What a day, 9 for 9! Masters world squat record, open world bench record, masters world dl record, and masters world total record!”

A SpaceX spacecraft seems to have blown up on its Cape Canaveral launching pad and nobody is talking about it. Quick question: is there any Elon Musk venture that is actually successful?

Women: 4 reasons why you should NOT put garlic in your vagina. One, in spite of what you’ve read, it will not cure a yeast infection. Two, although reportedly effective against vampires, that’s not where vampires bite. Three, your boyfriend will freak out something fierce when a clove of garlic pops out. And four, it’s gonna be real embarrassing when you get on an elevator and somebody says, “Who’s got garlic breath?”

“Fat Sex Therapist” blames Christchurch shooting on white supremacist fitness. And if that’s not delusional enough for you, St. Olaf College in Minnesota hired this crazy fat woman to give a two-hour speech to students.

McCain family to support Joe Biden for president. As if the McCain name wasn’t already befouled enough…

Thousands of Boy Scout leaders accused of sexual abuse. You read that correctly: thousands. About 200 names of accused Scout leaders in New York and New Jersey will be released today. But don’t worry, the Boy Scouts of America explicitly allows homosexual men to be leaders now so they have this under control…

Frankenswine! Scientists at Yale University have restored some function in the brains of dead pigs. No word as yet whether any of the dead pig brains have decided to run for the Democrat nomination in 2020.

January 22, 2019: New York state votes to allow abortion right up to the moment of birth.

April 10, 2019: New Jersey mother in court to face murder charges. Now, how can prosecutors make a logical case for murder charges against this mother? How can what Planned Parenthood does hundreds of times every day be okay, if what this mother did once is a crime?

Boston Globe publishes op-ed suggesting wait staff tamper with Republican diners’ food. Let’s just face it: liberals are the nastiest, vilest, most depraved and unethical people in our society, all collected together under one political umbrella, and determined to outdo each other in debasing themselves and our nation. This guy, Luke O’Neil is his name, started his op-ed by castigating himself for missing the chance to pee on a Republican’s food back when he was working in a Cambridge restaurant. Nice, eh? This is what passes for intelligent discourse on the left.

Louis Farrakhan claims he is Jesus. It might be time for a straitjacket, a little rubber room at the nursing home, and anti-Alzheimer’s medication:

“The real story is what I tried to tell you from the beginning. It didn’t happen back there. It’s happening right while you’re alive looking at it. I represent the Messiah. I represent the Jesus and I am that Jesus. If I am not, take my life.”

Revealing and frightening moment from CNN’s Christiane Amanpour. She was interviewing James Comey last night and she asked this question:

“Of course, ‘lock her up’ was a feature of the 2016 Trump campaign. Do you in retrospect wish that people like yourself, the FBI, I mean, the people in charge of law and order, had shut down that language—that it was dangerous potentially, that it could’ve created violence, that it’s kind of hate speech? Should that have been allowed?”

Comedy gold: Rachel Maddow has a new conspiracy theory… which is contradicted in real-time as she is expressing it by her own producers.

Aibo the robot-dog is banned in Illinois. But Jussie Smollett is considered okay. What more can you say about the state of Illinois?

Jake Tapper says CNN got nothing wrong during its Russian collusion reporting. CNN has gone from lying about Donald Trump to lying about themselves. We’re not sure whether to consider that progress.

Rahm Emanuel blames Donald Trump for Jussie Smollett’s phony hate crime. If you were the greatest fiction writer who ever lived, you still couldn’t make up even half the shit liberals say and do.

Illinois Bar to State Attorney Kim Foxx: “You lie!” This is one crooked prosecutor who seems to be getting her just desserts. She’s getting blasted from all sides: liberal, conservative, and now even her fellow lawyers.

Keith Olbermann has stepped in dog poop AGAIN. This time the ESPN anchor sicced his one million Internet followers on a Mississippi hunter. The hunter shot an unusual turkey and Keith didn’t like it, so he told his followers, “we should do our best to make sure the rest of his life is a living hell.” The guy is already receiving threats.

In wake of Mueller report, CNN descends into abject absurdity. Carl Bernstein went on the CNN show Reliable Sources last night and said,

“I think we’ve done—the media, the press—has done one of the great reporting jobs in history, especially of covering a presidency…”

Barbra Streisand defends Michael Jackson’s pedophilia. According to Ms. Streisand, in comments to British newspaper The Times:

“His sexual needs were his sexual needs… You can say ‘molested’ but those children… they were thrilled to be there. They both married and they both have children so it didn’t kill them.”

One soldier’s experience with John McCain. This is for all the people who suddenly want to paint McCain as some kind of saint just because Trump is criticizing him.

Blast from the past: the feminist theory of fart rape. “Most women who experience #FartRape are too intimidated to report the sexual violence.”