Author: J.P. Travis

ICE going after illegal voters in North Carolina. They just subpoenaed the voting records for the whole damn state. And this is ICE doing the subpoenaing so you know who they’re after: illegal aliens who voted. Mass exodus of illegals from North Carolina in 3… 2… 1…

Mass migration of American women to Texas imminent. Friday morning, a truck carrying Axe body spray for men exploded on a Texas interstate.

Dope Francis. With sex abuse by Catholic priests all over the news and high level Catholics suggesting he should resign because he’s part of the problem, Francis finally addresses the emergency… of plastic straws polluting the oceans.

Another Global Warming expedition stuck in ice. They never learn. This time between 80 and 90 University of Rhode Island students had to be rescued and the ship is damaged. They were in the Arctic studying the ravages of Global Warming when they got stuck in the ice… the ice that they probably heard on CNN has completely disappeared.

Hilarious: Top Google News story is that Google News isn’t rigged. And the news article was from CNN, king of Fake News. Who knew the infamous Google algorithm could do irony?

Archbishop implicates Pope Francis in sexual abuse cover-up. This is huge. He is calling for Francis and other Vatican officials to resign. The guy is 77 years old, retired now, so he knows there isn’t much the Catholic hierarchy can do to him.

“[My motivation for making this statement is to] stop the suffering of the victims, to prevent new victims and to protect the Church: only the truth can make her free.”

DOJ indicts 20 illegals for voting in North Carolina elections. Tip of the iceberg. They weren’t even looking for vote fraud–the DOJ was investigating them for fraudulently receiving federal benefits when they realized they’d also been voting.

Remember when the Obama VA decided to build a windmill? That was in 2011. Many of us wondered if that was the best use of money for an agency that was riddled with scandal for not being able to take care of veterans’ medical needs. The VA just announced the windmill never produced any power and will be torn down.

To be more gender-inclusive for non-binary people, the vagina should be called the “front hole.” We bring you this information as a public service because we know IHTM visitors crave, above all else, to be sufficiently politically correct. And inclusive. And stuff like that.

Stevie Wonder on death of Aretha Franklin:

“I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don’t believe in global warming…”

Millennial couple bikes through ISIS territory to prove “humans are kind.” “Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own,” said Jay Austin, a federal bureaucrat before embarking on the bicycle trip… and obviously not a man overly blessed with wisdom.

Elizabeth Warren wants to nationalize… everything. Definition of fascism:

a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc.

Take out the phrase in bold and you have the definition of communism. So she’s either a fascist or a communist… which is a distinction without a difference.

Even after Supreme Court ruling, State of Colorado still after Masterpiece Cakeshop. The animosity these puny little bureaucrats have against a baker just because he’s Christian is almost unbelievable. Even after the SC specifically said they cannot pick on him anymore because of his religious beliefs, they tried to set him up for another complaint, this time for not baking a transsexual cake.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez goes 0 for 3 on political endorsements. So much for that socialist wave Democrats have been trying to ride.

Seattle mayor blows $52 million on new streetcars that don’t fit tracks. This anti-Trump whacko might be the biggest dufus in American politics. The city is filling up with homeless, had to retract the “head tax” after Amazon and Starbucks had fits, and now this.

Elon Musk sending engineers to help rescue Thai kids trapped in cave. They are doomed.

Pope Francis accused in pedophilia case cover-up from 16 years ago. The Church is removing this story from publications as fast as they can but it’s out there now. Francis was archbishop of Buenos Aires at the time. The church hierarchy protected a priest who admitted sexually abusing a young boy. In fact, they threatened the boy’s mother’s job (she worked for the church) to make her shut up.

Progressive author accidentally lets her inner racism show. We don’t want to overturn Roe v. Wade, she explains, because that will mean more black babies getting born.

California couple beats baby to death, no charges. Law enforcement officials are hoisted by the petards of their own illogical abortion laws.

CNN ratings fall below Food Network. If every airport and half the bars in the country weren’t tuned to CNN out of habit, their ratings might be zero.

Wait… the protestors are shouting what? There is great unrest in Iran, with protests in the streets against the ruling regime, and believe it or not they are chanting “Death to Palestine.”

Crazy restaurant owner stalked Sarah Huckabee Sanders. After Stephanie Wilkinson kicked the White House Press Secretary and her family out of her own restaurant, the Red Hen, she followed them to a nearby restaurant and tried to organize a protest to harass them there. But Wilkinson was pecking at the wrong seed over there because by that time Ms. Sanders and her husband had gone home and the only people who got harassed were her liberal in-laws.

Missouri State professor wants men to send in dick pics. She’s doing a scientific study of self esteem and says she needs photos of survey respondents’ junk to make sure they’re telling the truth about their penis size. Uh huh.

Anti-Trump FBI “Agent 5” identified and photographed by Daily Mail. Her name is Sally Moyer. While working on the Hillary Clinton investigation Sally sent lovely text messages like “Fuck Trump” and called Trump voters retarded. Two points:

1. How does a jelly-bodied stringy-haired slacker who would likely have a heart attack if she tried to run a single quarter-mile lap and who looks like she graduated from Bryn Mawr with a degree in Feminism get to be an FBI agent? Don’t they have any hiring standards at all? Seriously, this person walks around with a gun and a badge and is supposed to stop international espionage?

2. Don’t we have any newspapers on this side of the Atlantic who could have investigated this story and exposed her?

The human scum that is John McCain. Judicial Watch has obtained internal IRS documents that show McCain’s former staff director meeting with Lois Lerner and urging the IRS to “audit so many [conservative groups] that it becomes financially ruinous.”