Chinese police shut down 1,100 social media accounts. Yawn. The totalitarian despots of communist China better hurry if they want to catch up with the censorship efforts of Google, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, et al.
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Al Sharpton sells rights to his life story

Al Sharpton sells rights to his life story for $531,000… to his own charity, the National Action Network. The president of which is Al Sharpton.
George H W Bush 1924–2018

George H. W. Bush: 1924–2018. Rest in peace, sir.
Number of typhus cases in Los Angeles hits 107
Number of typhus cases in Los Angeles hits 107. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck. Before our very eyes, the state of California is turning into a third-world country.
University cancels The Vagina Monologues
University cancels The Vagina Monologues because it doesn’t include women without vaginas. Let’s face it, at this point calling liberals insane doesn’t seem like adequate terminology. We need something stronger to fully express this level of mental dysfunction.
Federal judge rules in favor of female genital mutilation
Federal judge rules in favor of female genital mutilation. Four Muslim defendants involved in mutilating little girls were consequently sent home, free to perpetrate the same horror on more little girls, because U.S. District Judge Bernard Friedman suddenly discovered federalism.
New government report says polar bear population booming

New government report says polar bear population booming. In fact, there’s so many of the damn things now, they’re endangering the indigenous Inuit people. As the Canadians tactfully put it, the polar bear population “may have exceeded the co-existence threshold.”
United Church of Canada keeps atheist pastor
United Church of Canada keeps atheist pastor. This is pretty much the definition of apathy and the perfect example of why mainline Christian denominations are failing. The United Church of Canada knows having an atheist pastor in a Christian church is wrong, they already decided she should be fired, but when push came to shove and she refused to leave quietly, they folded like a cheap tent.
Unstoppable bubbling pool of mud
An unstoppable bubbling pool of mud is headed across California. A bubbling mud pot near the Salton Sea started moving a couple years ago and so far engineers have been unable to stop it. You think the fires burning all over the state are bad? Wait till the unstoppable mud hits San Diego.
Sworn affidavit from Broward County election worker
Law enforcement has sworn affidavit from Broward election worker… stating that she witnessed Broward County elections staff filling out blank absentee ballots, in a locked room, in a mass production effort.
Democrat women pose nude to protest GOP

Democrat women pose nude to protest GOP. Being ladies and gentlemen here at IHTM, we will of course treat this news item with the respect it deserves. We only posted this in the first place because we like to keep abreast of current events.
Michael Moore says the Pope told him capitalism is a sin

Michael Moore says the Pope told him capitalism is a sin. The Pope gave the lying documentary maker a private audience, they held hands, discussed their communist inclinations, and then the Pope asked Michael Moore to pray for him… which is like asking a Kodiak bear to clean your salmon for you.
California city council candidate drops off mother to panhandle

California city council candidate drops off his wheelchair-bound mother to panhandle. The soul of a politician runs deep in this family. (Check out the sign on the ground behind her.)
Google refuses to allow Marsha Blackburn ad
Google refuses to allow Marsha Blackburn’s political ad. Google is not a friend to democracy, let’s face it. Google and the rest of Silicon Valley represent the yawning chasm of tyranny, censorship, and slavery for the whole world. How do they justify this in Google corporate meetings? What kind of specious, casuist, Jesuit-like logic do they employ when they explain to each other why Republicans should be silenced? Look at their behavior: they kowtow to despots in Red China, censoring information like lapdogs for their communist masters, yet refuse to allow a Republican political ad in Tennessee! So communist despots they like and help, Republicans they work against. What does that tell you about Google?
Man wins World Championship in womens cycling

Man wins world championship in women’s cycling. But don’t worry, it’s all legit, he felt as though he was a woman at the time he was competing. Next year he might decide he’s a banana and wouldn’t be eligible for women’s cycling so he had a small window of opportunity.
This guy is a member of the conservative establishment in Washington

This guy is a member of the conservative establishment in Washington, D.C. Hence the problem.
Rising star Democrat mayor arrested for fraud
Rising star Democrat mayor arrested for fraud. Don’t worry, the kid’s political career isn’t necessarily finished. When you’re a Democrat, getting arrested is a career enhancer if you shout “Racism!” loud enough and play the victim role convincingly.
Michael Bloomberg changes political party for fourth time

Michael Bloomberg changes political party for fourth time. He was a Democrat, then he became a Republican to get elected, then he became an Independent, now he’s rejoined the Democrat Party so he can run for President in 2020. And he calls Republicans “feckless.” Someone should send him a dictionary.
Vox offering magic spells to help women overcome postKavanaugh anguish
Vox offering magic spells to help women overcome post-Kavanaugh anguish. Because that’s how dumb Vox is.
Freezing tropical islands and boiling towns
Freezing tropical islands, boiling towns, and ships hundreds of miles inland. The first-ever audit of temperature data used by the IPCC to reach its ridiculous conclusions shows hundreds of absurd anomalies and zero quality control.
UN climate report suggests $49 per gallon gasoline tax
U.N. climate report suggests $49 per gallon gasoline tax. But wait, that’s not the full extent of the stupidity. $49 per gallon gas tax is for now (by 2030) but by 2100 they want a $240 per gallon tax on gasoline.
BlackLivesMatter vs MeToo
#BlackLivesMatter vs. #MeToo. Get out the popcorn, pull up a chair, and enjoy the entertainment.
Just when you think its over

Just when you think it’s over and Democrats can’t get any stupider… Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley has filed for a restraining order against Mitch McConnell to stop him from having the Senate vote on the Kavanaugh confirmation.
Christine Ford third witness doesnt back up her story either
Christine Ford’s third witness doesn’t back up her story either. All three witnesses cited by this nutjob have now come forward and formally announced they know nothing about such an incident… and don’t even remember such a party. This woman is supposedly Ford’s best friend and this is the statement from her lawyer:
“Simply put, Ms. Keyser does not know Mr. Kavanaugh and she has no recollection of ever being at a party or gathering where he was present, with, or without, Dr. Ford.”
Add Mr. Kavanaugh himself and that’s four people who contradict her story. Game, set, match. Nothing to see here but another leftwing Looney Tune California professor with Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Bob Woodward trail of lies
Bob Woodward’s trail of accuracy issues lies. Now that he has a book negative about Trump, the mainstream media talks about his “long and storied history of credibility.” But they ignore all the times he was caught lying in the past. Remember when Woodward said he was alone in the room with dying former CIA Director William Casey and the unconscious man suddenly sat up in bed and made a confession? Casey’s family and protection detail said it never happened–they wouldn’t even let the creep in the room. Remember when Woodward claimed an Obama official was trying to intimidate him? The Obama administration released the full transcript of the email exchange to show Woodward was lying. That’s just two of a long list of examples over the years. Even Deep Throat was a composite, not a real Watergate source, and the source Woodward and Bernstein swore for four decades was NOT a grand juror breaking the law… turned out to be a grand juror breaking the law. So much for his vaunted Watergate chops.