Author: J.P. Travis

FBI has 23 child pornography websites on the dark web. At some point, isn’t the FBI more of a problem than the problem?

NYTimes editor vows to rededicate newspaper to reporting honestly. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

First bogus hate crimes of the Trump presidency…

Muslim college student in Baton Rouge attacked by Trump supporters. She has already admitted she fabricated the story.

Gay Canadian attacked by Trump supporters in Santa Monica. The photo he posted is above. He claimed a local hospital used five staples to close his head wound but Santa Monica police say they have no knowledge of such an attack and local hospitals did no stapling that night. Coincidentally, he happens to be a film producer.

Clinton political dynasty not finished. The next generation of the crime family is being groomed for the soon-to-be-available congressional seat in the district that includes Chappaqua, New York.

In Democrat-land, not only do dead people vote… sometimes they get elected.

Good news: California secession movement picks up steam with Trump win. Yes! please go! before those ludicrous state pensions bankrupt y’all and you come begging to D.C. for a bailout.

With $30 memory card you can hack into and change vote totals in Sequoia voting machines. Eric Snowden has a video posted at Twitter showing you how to do it. But don’t worry, he says if hackers change the totals too drastically, statistical analysis will spot the fraud. Uh huh, sure.

Virginia governor throws Hail Mary pass. Terry McAuliffe used an autopen to sign last minute pardons for 60,000 felons so they can vote for Hillary, begging the question: If Democrats have policies that Americans believe in, why do they need to cheat so much?

Cut off from commenting. Is it just me who’s cut off?

Election fraud endorsed and encouraged by the president. Yeah, maybe it’s time for revolution, folks. Because the people in Washington have openly set themselves against the laws of the nation.

Wikileaks: Podesta brothers linked to Satanic ritual. Just a little ceremony involving menstrual blood, breast milk, urine, and sperm… ’nuff said. No, seriously, ’nuff said–we don’t want to know anything more about it.

The Trump documentary. Watch or don’t watch it, like or don’t like it, the fact is, this is democracy in action: a crowd-funded documentary about a presidential candidate available for free on YouTube.

Clinton server hacked by “at least five” foreign intelligence agencies. That’s according to FBI sources.

Video emerges of Trump with mobster he claims he didn’t know. No surprise here, either that Trump would lie or that a New York developer would be in bed with mobsters.

DiCaprio’s Global Warming documentary opens to dismal ratings. Apparently nobody wants to watch people like Barack Obama, John Kerry, Elon Musk, Pope Francis, and Ban Ki-Moon lecture them for not caring enough about the planet.

Huma blames husband. Doesn’t she know a lady should never point her finger at a Weiner?

CNN severs ties with Donna Brazile. The network says it is “completely uncomfortable” with hacked emails showing she helped Hillary cheat during the debates. “Completely uncomfortable that she got caught,” is what they mean.

2-star general about to assume command of Army Space and Missile Defense Command commits suicide. Lots of mighty curious happenings amongst the U.S. military’s general staff lately. Now we have a general just about to get his third star and take over one of the Army’s top-dog positions suddenly committing suicide?

The defining moment of the Obama presidency? Rapper Rick Ross was a White House guest invited by the president to support his Brother’s Keeper youth initiative, when suddenly his ankle monitor went off… an ankle monitor he wears because of his kidnapping/pistol whipping charges. “Sorry, Mr. President, did I beep?” was the rapper’s response.

Woman “sexually assaulted” in virtual reality by cyber-groper. Hopefully, cyber cops rounded up all the usual virtual suspects…

Texas voting machines turning Trump votes into Hillary votes. We all have touchscreen computers, touchscreen cellphones, and touchscreen eReaders. Heck, if you walk into an Olive Garden, every table has a touchscreen menu. How come none of those devices ever have “calibration” errors?

Rhode Island man descends into yoga pants hell. He wrote a letter to his local newspaper suggesting that not all women should wear yoga pants and now hundreds of women in yoga pants are marching in front of his house.

PSA: Madonna did not violate election law. IHTM researched the matter and while it is illegal to offer anything of monetary value in return for a vote, we determined that with her advanced age and new habit of wearing a “grill” on her front teeth, her offer of a blowjob to anybody who votes for Hillary has no monetary value.

This week’s sign of the apocalypse. What happens when you don’t let boys play dodgeball at school? This: almost half of men are trimming or shaving their leg hair.

What happens when a nation pays for hostages? Well, obviously, hostage takers are incentivized to take more hostages. Now that Obama opened the floodgates by paying Iran $1.7 billion for hostages, Iran has taken more American hostages and this time wants “many billions of dollars” to release them.