Author: J.P. Travis

Wasserman Schultz pulls a Boehner. Debbie got all teary-eyed and sniffly trying to explain how she, a Jewish woman, could vote for Obama’s Iran nuclear deal. Of course, she’s from Florida where crocodile tears are cheap so…

Global Warming cult’s latest pig in a poke. “Today, the Earth is warming about 20 times faster than it cooled during the past 1,800 years,” announced the author of the paper dramatically. So let’s take a look at his chart of the data:

Not quite so dramatic, is it? And that’s after he “standardized” the data, which probably means he massaged the hell out of it trying to get the result he wanted.

This guy hasn’t taken a shower in twelve years. Instead, he sprays himself with bacteria every day and the bacteria eat away the dirt and BO. (He says.)

Unequal rights. The Ninth Circus has ruled that an illegal alien convicted felon, previously deported, who snuck back into the U.S. and was arrested again, cannot be deported because he is transgender. Get ready for a wave of illegals saying, “Hey, I think I’m a woman, too!”

New York Democrat’s kinky sex desires gave wife PTSD. Sometimes he liked to pretend he was a pony. Other times he dressed up like a maid. Sounds like the perfect Democrat—if the guy ran for president he’d clean up.

Illinois state lottery not paying winners. But the state is still selling tickets. Gosh, there’s a name for that, isn’t there? What’s that called when someone accepts money with no intention of honoring a contract?

80-year-old woman trampled to death in Venezuelan supermarket stampede. Communism—always a flagrant mess.

California bill declares ungraduated high school students graduated. So that’s all it takes? Then why are we wasting money on schools and teachers?

Oh oh, more bad news for Hillary. James O’Keefe has been investigating her campaign. And he already has undercover video of hired staff violating Iowa election law.

16 NASA employees purchased child porn but were never prosecuted. Now we know what they were doing at NASA while the shuttle program was dying and we were becoming dependent on Russians to get into space.

Decorated special forces sergeant kicked out of Army for confronting Afghan child rapist. The Pentagon has become so laced with poisonous Obama progressives, they’re utterly ruining the American military.

University of Wisconsin official thinks shoplifting not a crime. This man, who supposedly has a law degree and once worked for the District Attorney, thinks the police should ignore shoplifters so as to avoid “over polic[ing] our children.”

Professor says faster-than-light warp speed physically possible. All we need is some “materials with a negative density energy.” That’s all we need.

Iran will inspect its own nuclear work site. It’s official—we live in the Bizarro World: “Iran will be allowed to use its own inspectors to investigate a site it has been accused of using to develop nuclear arms, operating under a secret agreement with the U.N. agency that normally carries out such work.”

Shades of Rachel Dolezal. Turns out Shaun King, Black Lives Matter organizer and Daily Kos “justice correspondent,” who claims he is biracial and suffered racist abuse from “resident rednecks of my school” as a boy, is just another white liberal trying to make a living in the grievance business.

Hillary staking claim as dumbest presidential candidate. EVER.

Fox News reporter: “You were the official in charge. Did you wipe the server?”

Hillary Clinton: “Like with a cloth or something?”

Best tag team in the world. While Barack Obama was driving coal companies toward bankruptcy, George Soros was taking advantage by purchasing coal company stocks on the cheap.

Ten years after Katrina, Brad Pitt’s “ecologically sustainable” relief homes are rotting. That’s just the ones he managed to get built. 27% of the homes he promised are still waiting for financing because once Katrina was old news (i.e., George Bush was no longer president), Hollywood lost interest.

Feminist author Naomi Klein sees rising racism and blames it on… Global Warming—it was that or men, we knew that before she opened her mouth.

Detroit spent $22 million building a public dock for cruise ships. Then they discovered—surprise, surprise—nobody wants to take a cruise to Detroit.

It’s August and Scotland’s winter snow still hasn’t melted. You know what they call it if last winter’s snow is still on the ground when this winter’s snow starts falling? The beginning of an ice age.

Cruz surges to number two in post-debate poll but… media freezes him out of Sunday shows. In fact, Cruz is the only candidate who wasn’t on TV Sunday.

Slate: Humans should be able to marry robots. More Obergefell v. Hodges repercussions, brought to you by Supreme Court nitwit Anthony Kennedy.

Anti-hunting whackos upset with Steven Spielberg for shooting Triceratops. Surely these outraged morons don’t represent the typical animal-rights/PETA supporter. Surely.

Just what a bankrupt country needs: hundreds of thousands of uninvited Muslim refugees pouring in. (No, this is about Greece, not the U.S.)