
Democrat congressman steals Pope’s water glass. Then he took the glass with the Pope’s backwash to his office and pretended it was miracle water from Lourdes, drinking some, sharing some, and saving the rest to sprinkle on his grandchildren.
Author: J.P. Travis
Top scientist cites global warming scam in resignation letter

Top scientist cites “global warming scam” in resignation letter.
“It is of course, the global warming scam, with the (literally) trillions of dollars driving it, that has corrupted so many scientists, and has carried APS before it like a rogue wave. It is the greatest and most successful pseudoscientific fraud I have seen in my long life as a physicist… I want no part of it, so please accept my resignation.”
New hero in the battle for freedom from tyranny: Dr. Hal M. Lewis, Emeritus Professor of Physics, University of California, Santa Barbara. Kudos, sir.
13 year old conservative YouTube sensation blocked by Obama

13-year-old conservative YouTube sensation blocked by Obama. Then the White House called him a liar, claiming he was never blocked, but he had a screen shot for evidence! So not only is our president hyper-sensitive enough to block people on Twitter, he’s getting schooled by a kid.
Liberals in a quandary about aggressive deer

Liberals in a quandary about aggressive deer. In a small Oregon town south of Portland, just across the border from Cali-crazy-fornia, the deer are taking over: attacking residents and generally discombobulating the populace. So they’re going to have a town meeting to discuss solutions.
AP decides Global Warming skeptics no longer skeptics
AP decides Global Warming skeptics are no longer skeptics. Other skeptics, like those skeptical of ESP or UFOs, were not willing to share the term with people who have doubts about AGW. So the AP peremptorily renamed us:
“Our guidance is to use climate change doubters or those who reject mainstream climate science and to avoid the use of skeptics or deniers.”
DOE excludes conservative colleges from College Scorecard

Dept. of Education excludes conservative colleges from College Scorecard. Wait, what? Obama using a federal agency to enforce his political viewpoint?
Jerry Brown wants to be a dictator like Obama
Jerry Brown wants to be a dictator like Obama. When the California Assembly wouldn’t pass a Global Warming bill requiring a 50-percent reduction in the state’s petroleum use, Brown vowed to make it happen anyway by executive order.
WH invites pro abort nun transgender woman gay bishop to meet Pope
White House invites pro-abortion nun, transgender woman, and gay bishop to meet Pope. Apparently the invitations to Miley Cyrus, David Miscavige, and Louis Farrakhan got lost in the mail.
Jerry Brown thinking of running for president

Jerry Brown thinking of running for president. Because the Democrat field of candidates is not old enough already? Or delusional enough?
Suspected jihad recruiter given school bus driver license in Minnesota
Suspected jihad recruiter given school bus driver license in Minnesota. What could go wrong?
Bill Clinton wife on women with sexual assault claims
Bill Clinton’s wife says women with sexual assault claims have right to be heard and believed. The irony is so thick, even diehard Democrats must be embarrassed.
Campaign to ban sex robots in UK

Campaign to ban sex robots in UK. It’s true, we have seen some British women who could do without the competition.
Time Magazine censors Pope Francis

Time Magazine censors Pope Francis. The media loves Francis, except when he says something bad about abortion. Then they edit that part out.
Classified State Dept emails sitting on Google and AOL servers
Classified State Dept. emails sitting on Google and AOL servers. Under Obama and Clinton mismanagement, there’s no way the U.S. has any secrets. These bozos were using AOL and Gmail to send classified documents.
Redford film exonerating Rather

Rather attends premiere of Redford film exonerating him for Memogate. They actually had the gall to title this piece of propaganda “Truth.” Blech. Nothing worse than watching two wrinkled old leftwing blowhards stroke each other in public.
29% of Americans can imagine supporting military coup
29% of Americans can imagine supporting a military takeover of federal government. 43% of Republicans can imagine it. This is where Obama brought us.
13year old boy facing assault charges for kissing 14 year old girl
13-year-old boy facing assault charges for kissing 14-year-old girl. In the world liberals have created, he can share a locker room with the girls or kiss a boy, but not this—horrors, not this!
FBI arrests Australian ISIS jihadist in Florida
FBI arrests Australian ISIS jihadist in Florida. Turns out it’s a 20-year-old Jewish kid living in his parents’ house, trolling the Internet, and just pretending to be a terrorist in Australia. Good job, FBI. We all feel safer today.
San Francisco to house transgender inmates based on gender preference

San Francisco to house inmates based on gender preference. And if a male dog identifies as a lesbian female armadillo, is there a special jail cell for that, too?
Judge holds Democrat mayor of New Orleans in contempt of court
Judge holds Democrat mayor of New Orleans in contempt of court. For not paying the city’s bills and refusing to make any sort of plan to pay the city’s bills. In response, the angry mayor is screeching about a “judicial coup.”
Federal judge rules that Obama violated the Constitution
Federal judge rules that Obama violated the Constitution. Finally! a judge who’s read the doggone thing.
California Assembly passes doctor assisted suicide
California Assembly passes doctor-assisted suicide. So kill the sick people and kill as many babies as you want, but capital punishment for murderers and serial killers is still banned.
Chevy Volt to be offered only in northeast and on west coast

2016 Chevy Volt to be offered only in northeast and on west coast. In other words, executives at GM finally understand that only liberals are dumb enough to buy the stupid thing.
Green energy execs praised by Clinton Foundation indicted
Green energy execs praised by Clinton Foundation indicted. Apparently the company’s “carbon-negative technology” for building houses and its “carbon-negative charcoal” called BioChar was merely a scam and the whole business was nothing but a Ponzi scheme.
NPR blames Michael Brown and Eric Garner deaths on NFL
NPR commentator blames Michael Brown and Eric Garner deaths on NFL. Apparently because Brown was a big guy and Garner was wearing a football jersey… or something.