Author: J.P. Travis

Rush Limbaugh suing Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Dear God, please let this go to court because it will be more fun to watch than the Super Bowl.

Powerful New York Republicans had secret re-election deal with Cuomo. “We’ll make sure you get re-elected if you make sure we get re-elected,” is basically how it went.

Scientists discover virus that makes humans dumber. Finally! a scientific explanation for Democrats.

30-year analysis of liberal bias. The chart above shows political donations for newspapers and print media. The charts for academia and the entertainment industry are even worse. Basically, our cultural institutions are nearly devoid of any conservative viewpoint.

AG nominee thinks voter ID laws were passed by racist southerners. So apparently Loretta Lynch thinks states like Indiana, Hawaii, South Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin are in the South. She must have learned her geography from Obama.

Good news: there’s only 2 million rats in New York City. Of course, that’s not counting the human ones.

Britain rescinds invitation to train Libyan troops near Cambridge. 325 Libyans are being sent home after “a spate of sex attacks in Cambridge, including the rape of a 20-year-old man 10 days ago.” Plus, up to 20 of the Libyans have claimed asylum because they don’t want to go back and, quoting the chairman of the local parish:

“I thought Muslims didn’t drink but there has been a run on vodka in the local shop. That’s their favourite trip – going to the Spar and then stealing bicycles.”

Hold off on that victory celebration for Illinois. Seems the new “Republican” governor is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. We shoulda known the crooked Cook County political machine wouldn’t allow a conservative to win. Bruce Rauner is a major donor to the Democrat Party, Planned Parenthood, and the ACLU, with ties to Rahm Emanuel, Rod Blagojevich, and Bill Daley.

Josh Earnest refuses to admit Democrats lost on Tuesday. As White House reporters laugh at him incredulously.

More Bergdahl scandal: President Clouseau tried to pay a money ransom. But someone stole the money. So then our bumbling inept president decided to release Guantanamo prisoners in exchange for the deserter.

Texas feminists think they know why Wendy Davis lost. They think it’s because white women in Texas are stupid, subservient, self-loathing Stepford Wives who just want to be barefoot and pregnant. [Note to feminists: a large percentage of them also own guns so you better not say that shit to their faces.]

Matt Lauer lectures GOP. Because… Matt Lauer:

“In January, voters are gonna say,’What are you going to do with the power?’ Opposing the President’s policy is not a policy… Tell me specifically one area where you would like this new Republican majority to compromise, real compromise, with President Obama.”

Here’s a compromise: let us run the country, Mr. President, you go ahead and golf as much as you want.

Krauthammer declares War on Women over. “And the Democrats lost it,” said the Washington Post columnist.

GEORGE BUSH WINS – CARTER LOSES! Looks like a headline from some science fiction novel’s alternate timeline, doesn’t it?

How bad is the North Carolina election system? Well, former Charlotte mayor and convicted felon Patrick Cannon, the most famous felon in Charlotte, walked in and voted early on October 30 even though he lost voting privileges on June 3. Nobody recognized the former mayor? Or his name?

MSNBC says Dems would win in South if president wasn’t black. Democrats and MSNBC are both having a really bad year but, by golly, they’re gonna play that race card right up to the bitter end.

Midterm elections will once again weaken Obama. The New York Times solution? Do away with midterm elections.

Informal poll. When you voted in the 2014 election cycle, did you have to produce ID?

Another video of Republican votes registering for the Democrat. This time in Virginia. God bless cellphones – what Democrats used to keep hidden is suddenly fodder for the Internet.

Harvard offering workshop on how to have anal sex. Since this is where all the nation’s political leaders come from, they need to know how.

Charlotte Observer pulls story detrimental to Democrat incumbent. How does this work? Did the White House call the newspaper and threaten them? “Hey, Bozo, you want an IRS audit?” Do the publishers of the newspaper start quaking in their boots and peeing all over themselves? And afterward, if you’ve been telling your momma you’re a journalist, how do you look her in the eye from now on?

Silliest government job on Planet Earth? Meet Daniel Filmus, bankrupt Argentina‘s brand new “Secretary of State for Falklands Affairs.”

David Letterman dazed and confused by income tax facts. “Thank you, you’re applauding my stupidity, god bless you,” he tells the audience before ending the interview with Rand Paul by admitting, “I think he’s wrong about some of these things. I just can’t tell you why. I’m sorry.” Yes, you are, Dave.

“That’s not a choice we want Americans to make.” President Obama takes a back-handed swipe at stay-at-home moms.

LA street artists hit Maxine Waters at her Hancock Park mansion. Hancock Park is outside the congressional district Waters represents in Congress but she lives there anyway. Because it’s nicer there, duh. Yes, this is illegal but, let’s face it, accusing a Democrat of doing something illegal is a futile exercise in redundancy.