Author: J.P. Travis

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) calls her constituents racists. “Let me be very, very honest with you,” said incumbent Landrieu, who trails in the polls by seven percentage points, “the South has not always been the friendliest place for African-Americans.” Later, perhaps remembering she’s not black after all, she called Southerners sexist, too: “It has not always been a good place for women, to be able to present ourselves. It’s more of a conservative place.” So who does that leave un-insulted, to vote for her? Black women?

Dem candidate for governor of Wisconsin was fired for incompetence. By her own family.

Ignorant nimrods at EPA decide to ban Argon. To paraphrase Shakespeare: the first thing we do, let’s kill all the bureaucrats. Never mind that Argon is a chemically inert noble gas, which makes it completely safe, how do you ban the third most common element in air?

Muslims in France: 7.5% of the general population, 60% of the prison population.

More “calibration errors” – this time in Maryland. Voters who try to vote Republican are repeatedly seeing their votes register for the Democrat. They probably learned this trick from Cook County.

As whiny nurse Hickox is released from quarantine to go home… U.S. soldiers coming back from West Africa are going into 21-day quarantine.

Bill Maher getting a taste of how conservatives are treated. Because of recent opinions he’s expressed about Muslims, there is an effort underway to rescind his invitation to speak at UC Berkeley’s fall commencement. Poor guy, he’ll need to be re-assimilated into the hive before the Borg will find him palatable again.

The Brad Pitt scene in Fury that’s making liberals have a cow. Pitt’s character, a tank commander, forces a private to execute a German prisoner and liberals are aghast. Aghast I say! Obama has apparently convinced a whole generation of weenies that battlefield enemies who commit war crimes should be arrested and brought back to America for trials.

As U.S. speeds up visas from Ebola countries… the State Department increases by 80% the rejection rate for Israeli visa requests.

http://youtu.be/en6afOnpBNw

About that black vote, Democrats… y’all better not rely on that strategy too much.

Nutty professor of the week. Professor emeritus Guy McPherson of the University of Arizona says the only way we can save the planet from Global Warming is to “terminate industrial civilization.” Since you have to start somewhere, we recommend terminating whatever money he receives from the University of Arizona.

Remember that lawsuit Boehner was going to file against Obama? Either the Speaker was talking shit or he can’t find the federal courthouse door with both hands.

Doctor claims government is “disappearing” Ebola patients to prevent panic.

“Lawrenzi said that shortly after the arrival of patient zero – Thomas Eric Duncan – in the United States, he was told by a doctor at Truman Lakewood Medical Center in Kansas City they had taken in a possible Ebola patient who had a high fever and was bleeding out of all his orifices having recently returned from West Africa. The following day, Lawrenzi was told by the doctor that the patient had “disappeared” against medical advice, but that he wouldn’t have been able to leave on his own given his medical condition.”

Cartoon of the year from the Halifax Chronicle-Herald. Cartoonist Bruce MacKinnon has drawn one for the ages. Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.

Black newspaper was offered facts of Mike Brown shooting a month ago… but refused to print the facts because the editor was worried about alienating his newspaper’s audience.

In other news from Islam on the day of the Ottawa shooting… a Palestinian terrorist drove his Volkswagen into a crowd of Jerusalem pedestrians getting off a bus, killing a three-month-old American baby girl. Like the Ottawa shooter, what a man.

Did Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) bribe a judge? On October 14, 2009, she submitted the name of Superior Court Judge Calvin E. Murphy for nomination to a lifetime seat as a U.S. District Court judge. On October 23, nine days later, Judge Murphy ruled in favor of her husband in a multi-million-dollar lawsuit.

Obama jokes about six-year-old unpaid bills stacked up in his Chicago home. “We’re leaving town so we don’t have to pay these bills,” pretty much describes his attitude as president, too.

Cook County voting machine won’t let Republican vote for himself. “I cannot say whether or not this was intentional,” said candidate Jim Moynihan after the machine kept registering a vote for his Democrat opponent every time he tried to vote for himself, “but Cook County voters deserve better.” Yes they do and they have for a long time.

Ebola Czar thinks overpopulation is world’s biggest issue. Who better to battle Ebola than a guy who can look at a pandemic and see, not a problem, but a solution?

Besides Solyndra, what else is the new Ebola Czar famous for? Well, besides leading the team that got Ruth Bader Ginsburg confirmed to the Supreme Court and lobbying for Fannie Mae as it was destroying the American economy, he was one of the Democrat lawyers trying to get Florida military ballots disallowed in the 2000 presidential election. In other words, he’s the male version of Jamie Gorelick.

Common Core stupid question of the week:

“There are 25 sheep and 5 dogs in a flock. How old is the shepherd?”

Please show your work.

Ebola caused by Global Warming. That’s according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service… which we assume will be needing more money in its 2015 budget to save hemorrhaging monkeys in Africa.

UCLA chooses communist anti-American terrorist as new cover girl. At least the university is honest about what kind of message they have ready for incoming students: Angela Davis and the USSR good, Ronald Reagan and the USA bad – now write us a check for your kid’s tuition, sucker.

President Obama decides we need an ‘Ebola Czar.’ Because clearly the situation demands another layer of bureaucracy and who better to be in charge of that new layer than the guy previously responsible for channeling Stimulus money to Democrat cronies?