Author: J.P. Travis

Janet Napolitano named as next president of the University of California system. We checked to make sure: no, it is not April 1 today.

Another day, another sleazy Democrat politician in the news. San Diego Mayor Bob Filner was busy today, apologizing to the city for sexually harassing numerous female employees. No word on whether he has plans to run for office in New York.

Rachel Maddow lies again – MSNBC has no comment. She claimed that Ohio’s new abortion restrictions require a “mandatory vaginal probe.” In fact, the legislation specifically says: “The rules shall require only that an examination shall be performed externally.” Meanwhile, the parrots of the leftwing blogosphere are repeating her falsehood all over the Internet.

Cardinals ban cross. There’s a headline we never thought we’d see.

Danish immigration official to unhappy Muslims:

“Denmark is the land of the Danes and you are more than welcome to become a Dane and take part in the work and community. But to those Muslims who constantly work against us, constantly question us, are unsatisfied, encourage going to holy war in Syria, commit honour killings, belittle our values, flag or way of living – to all of you: Go and find somewhere else to live. No one is forcing you to stay. We accepted you and now it’s up to you to show the necessary respect for our society and the values it is built upon.”

Mass resignations at Al Jazeera. 22 staff members in Egypt quit yesterday over perceived “pro-Muslim Brotherhood bias.” In other words, even Muslims can’t stand Al Jazeera.

Gang of Eight immigration plan designed by Communist Party. Their goal was to create a permanent progressive majority in the United States… and for some inexplicable reason Republicans like Rubio, McCain, and Ryan have jumped aboard the bandwagon like mindless victims from Night of the Living Dead.

For the first time, more Americans on food stamps than working fulltime. 101,000,000 people getting some kind of food aid, versus 97,180,000 full-time private sector workers. By golly, Obama promised a “transformation of America” and he delivered!

Obama golfs and Kerry kayaks while Egypt disintegrates. Which is probably for the best. Anything these two morons think of will only make matters worse.

Chicago Tribune, USA Today, and LA Times refuse to run pro-life ad. They claim the photo showing a 20-week-old baby held in the palm of one hand is “too controversial.” Next time you hear the newspapers complaining about lack of revenue… laugh cruelly devoid of sympathy.

233 billion barrels of oil discovered in Australia’s outback. Australia’s known reserves are suddenly 60 times larger and Peak Oil has been postponed another fifty years.

“Turkey is not part of Europe.” So said the German Finance Minister Wednesday, maybe the most politically incorrect words ever spoken by a government official… albeit completely accurate geographically.

Now Latin America is pissed at him. Apparently kidnapping the Bolivian president and keeping him prisoner on an airport tarmac has not endeared Mr. Obama to the nations south of us. He better enjoy that trip to Africa – pretty soon there will be no place left in the world he can go.

Pro-abortion supporters chant “Hail Satan!” while pro-lifers sing Amazing Grace. Hey, at least everybody is being open about who they represent down there at the Texas State Capitol. Finally, an honest debate about abortion.

Anti-Obama hatred sweeps across Egypt. And of course the mainstream media isn’t covering it. They’re too busy praising him for making electricity with soccer balls.

Australian journalist who wrote pro-gay story about two men having a baby with a Russian surrogate… is shocked – shocked! – to learn they were only interested in starting a pedophilia ring and making money. They started abusing the baby boy when he was two weeks old. And filming it. “Journalist” Ginger Gorman’s 2010 article was titled, “Two Dads are Better Than One.”

Italian scientist almost ready to do human head transplants. This could rejuvenate Democrat Party hopes for the 2016 presidential election.

Facebook bans Fox News reporter for not being a liberal. Sharing client info with the government and lying about it, banning conservatives and lying about it, constantly trying to sell us stupid, irritating, useless apps… are we all thoroughly sick and tired of Facebook yet?

Middle-aged crossdresser arrested sneaking into female college dorm with hidden camera. What’s the problem, California? Isn’t this what you wanted with your new “gender identity rights for students” bill? We say: as long as the man feels like a woman he should be allowed in the girls dorm! (Unless our daughter is living there – then we’ll have to kill him.)

Trayvon Martin’s girlfriend unable to read the letter she claims to have written.

“Are you able to read that at all?” West asked.
Jeantel, head bowed, eyes averted whispered into the court microphone, “Some but not all. I don’t read cursive.”
It sent a hush through the packed courtroom.

This trial is a joke.

Women for Weiner. Hosted by Anthony Weiner’s wife, Huma Abedin, the group will meet for the first time tonight to raise funds – or something – for his mayoral campaign. Question is: how many of them will have the guts to wear their “Woman for Weiner” button in public?

Banned in Britain. In a sad day for the home of the Magna Carta, the UK has banned two more conservative Americans from entering the country on the grounds that their political views are “not conducive to the public good.” Meanwhile, Muhammad al-Arifi, who advocates Jew-hatred, wife-beating, and jihad violence, recently entered the country with no difficulty.

Democrat congressman calls Clarence Thomas “Uncle Thomas.” Harvard-educated Rep. Ryan Winkler (D-MN) quickly deleted his racist Tweet, then made excuses for himself by claiming, “I did not understand ‘Uncle Tom’ as a racist term, and there seems to be some debate about it. I do apologize for it, however.”

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad promises to return… when the “Hidden Imam” returns. Imam Muhammad al-Mahdi went into hiding in the 10th century and is supposed to return with Jesus to bring peace, justice, and imposition of strict 100% Islam on the whole world. In other words, say goodbye to Mahmoud.

Supreme Court strikes down Voting Rights Act. They decided Eric Holder can’t use it to bully southern states anymore. Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.:

“The Fifteenth Amendment commands that the right to vote shall not be denied or abridged on account of race or color, and it gives Congress the power to enforce that command. The amendment is not designed to punish for the past; its purpose is to ensure a better future.”

Even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.