Author: J.P. Travis

Hollywood and Hitler. Hollywood movie-makers let Nazi censors determine content during the 1930s & 40s. Now they let Red Chinese censors (and the Kennedy family) determine content. Nothing has changed in La-La Land.

Democrats applaud John McCain. Of course. Why wouldn’t they applaud? He’s the most effective senator they have.

After leaving Americans to die in Benghazi… Hillary Clinton will be honored with the American Patriot Award. JWF says it all with, “Chris Stevens was unavailable for comment.”

Congressional Black Caucus wants Sheila Jackson Lee to run Homeland Security. Apparently Janet Napolitano left a legacy: dumb is what we want in charge of the nation’s security. And when you think of dumb…

The greatest food in human history. Hints: It has 390 calories, it contains 23g (or half a daily serving) of protein plus 7% of daily fiber and 20% of daily calcium, it’s available in 14,000 locations in the U.S. alone, and it costs $1.

Weiner’s paramour goes to the beach. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Millions of women on the Internet, he’s a sexting superstar with the perfect Saturday Night Live name, and he chooses her?

Why are all the people leaving Detroit? Gee, maybe it has something to do with property tax rates which are the highest of the nation’s 50 largest cities and more than twice the average.

Diplomatic security agent with shredded leg waited 20 hours on Benghazi roof for rescue. While Obama campaigned in Las Vegas.

Weiner campaign manager withdraws. But Weiner is holding firm. “We have an excellent staff. More people have come on, frankly.” The guy can’t open his mouth without a phallic pun slipping out.

Remember what Obama said about Detroit during last October’s debates? “We refused to let Detroit go bankrupt!” How’s that working out for you, Detroiters?

Reporter makes McCain look foolish… by asking him a simple question about his own immigration bill.

Norwegian woman raped in Dubai sentenced to 16 months. Meanwhile, the guy who raped her was sentenced to 13 months. That’s sharia law in action: ignorant, illogical, and backward.

Olympic cheating scandal in rhythmic gymnastics. How about this? How about if an activity requires judges to determine the winner it’s not a sport? Take rhythmic gymnastics out of the Olympics – it’s just dancing, people!

Scientific study says semi-nude pictures of women are good for men’s health. The images relieve stress and make our minds work better. We knew it! Who knows how many heart attacks IHTM will prevent today by posting the above photo? You’re welcome.

Houston corset maker selling Perry voodoo dolls to benefit Planned Parenthood. “Hail Satan!” chants, feces and Tampons brought to the Texas Capitol for use as weapons, voodoo dolls – you have to admit: those pro-abortion people are a whisker short of the dividing line between normal and batshit crazy.

Nancy Grace directs bigoted cheap shot at George Zimmerman. When Zimmerman’s lawyer asked the jury to “Let him… get back to his life,” HLN witch Grace responded with:

“‘Give Zimmerman back his life? He’s out on bond, driving through Taco Bell every night, having a churro!”

Daily Beast nitwit contends black-on-black crime is a myth. What do you get when you combine a liberal’s inherent inability to comprehend numbers, our failing public school education system, and a website with no journalistic standards?

Oh goody, Jesse Jackson wants a U.N. investigation. He’s worried about “the racial context that led to Trayvon Martin’s slaying.” Here we thought the only “racial context” was supplied by Jesse himself. Silly us.

Federal report finds problems with Michelle Obama’s school lunch program. Gee whiz, nobody saw that coming.

Best news of the whole Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman tragedy. It was wonderful to learn that reports of Chris Farley’s death were greatly exaggerated… even if he does make a lousy judge.

To put things into perspective… in the 514 days since Trayvon died 565,914 black babies have been aborted. And not a peep out of Al Sharpton or the NAACP.

Well here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into! President Obama screwed up all the military sexual assault cases by opening his big mouth and demanding specific punishments, apparently forgetting the fact that he’s the Commander-in-Chief so his comments are considered “unlawful command influence.”

Brand new snail slime facial available in Tokyo. Apparently not all the stupid people in the world live in California. (No word on whether they serve civet poop coffee to the snail slime facial customers. Seems like the perfect demographic.)

Florida State Attorney Angela Corey fired whistleblower as soon as Zimmerman trial ended. Information Technology Director Ben Kruidbos pointed out that the State Attorney’s office was not sharing information with Zimmerman’s lawyers as required by law… so now that the trial is over and the media is paying less attention, Mr. Kruidbos will be destroyed.

“Global warming IS the reason…” So exclaims a local TV reporter as a “sharknado” approaches Los Angeles in a new movie on Syfy. Global warming is such a joke it now plays the part of boogeyman in low-budget science fiction movies… right alongside giant ants, time-traveling dinosaurs, and vampires.