“Bang, Bang,” You’re Suspended: Second-Grader Sent Home for Carrying Invisible Gun

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• Interesting....

  Okay the only sane thing I can think of is that they are worried that such "games" and behaviors may incite violence or scare children and feel unsafe... but I mean...

  Second Grade....

  What second grader hasn't done the invisible gun thing? It is to be expected. Sometimes people just need to calm the hell down.

  • A big part of the idiocy of this story is the term "invisible gun". The correct term would be pretend or make believe. "Invisible gun" was used to sound more threatening. Things are seriously wrong when a child can not pretend to play army, cops and robbers, or cowboys and indians.

    • True... Language and its usage are important to liberals and they have had control for far too long.

    • Or cowboys and Muslims?

      • I root for the cowboys on this one for some reason...

      • Invisible would imply that there was actually a gun there, but you just can't see it. So maybe I should amend my post above, about the invisible intelligent school administrator.

        • Naw, I'm sure most, like me, will take it as sarcasm.

        • Me? Sarcastic? Really? Well, ok, most of the time. Ok, always.

• It's long beyond the time to take these so-called 'progressive activist' "teachers" off of the public payroll and send them packing, back to the covens and back alleys from whence they came. These "teachers" are nothing more than spokes-heads for the communist party and are only interested in developing a generation of compliant 'sheeple' ready for shearing and enslaving.

  I blame RINO's and CINO's in the Republican Party for this. Spineless and feckless party hacks more interested in their own self interest, than in actually doing something meaningful for the rest of us 'sheeple' who had the unfortunate duty of having to vote for them. They didn't stand up for the American people when this ball started rolling 75 years ago and they've done precious little to stop in now. Cowards! Traitors! Hang them and be done with it! We need new leadership and we need it now! No more pastels, we need real, recognizable differences between the left and the right...no more communism lite, we need right and wrong and we need to be able to recognize the differences between them without having a haggle of 'kolij ejikated' j0urnalists parse every bit of information we need to make an informed decision.

• Why does this School District remind me of a Pink Floyd Tune......

  • Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
    All in all it's just another brick in the wall

  • Comfortably numb, or Teacher?

    • Actually the name of the song is Another Brick in the Wall Part II.

• "School district officials have told the press that their code of conduct prohibits students from playing with invisible guns."
  WOW, an invisible gun. Guess they will have have to dust it with something to present visible evidence.

• "School district officials have told the press that their code of conduct prohibits students from playing with invisible guns."

  How do they know when a student is playing with an invisible gun? Maybe the kid was shooting an invisible banana.

  • Meanwhile the code of conduct allows teachers to teach with invisible brains, and have sex with not so invisible students....What a F*cking mess we have in the world of education....tards training tards...

    • I think you mean tards training kids to be the next generation of tards.

      Unfortunately, I don't think that most of today's generation of new parents are doing much better.

• To be fair to the school administrators, invisible guns could be dangerous to any invisible students.

  • They're definitely dangerous the invisible intelligent administrators. "Look! There's one right over there!"

• It was one of those AR-15 shotguns that shoots 50,000 per minutes. Those invisible AR-15 shotguns are murder.

• Unbelievable.