Bedford County (VA) dead dog receives voter registration forms. The community organizers must be running out of dead people and cartoon mice to register. How odd that this occurred in a swing state.
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Nomenclature update: there are no more "swing" states. They are now officially known as "battleground" states. Please re-educate your style book.
QUICK, register Fido as a Republican, or better yet Libertarian.
This is nothing new, in Chicago dead people and dead dogs (and probably dead cats) have been voting for years.
I'm going to have to call RACISM on this. No one sent me voters registration forms for my cat yet!
No doubt a case of anti-felinism if I ever saw one.
No, that would be specism.
I stand corrected, Poppa. Question though: If my cat was black would it be racism or specism? Or racist specism?
Spec-racist-ism?
Our cat is gray. Now what are they going to do?
Damn specist!
Looks like the Obama advance team is in Virginia!
Lock up your dogs and sheep!