A. Smithee: A sordid career in Hollywood has led me to I HATE THE MEDIA.com.
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I suck because THEY say so!
I suck because I believe in the US constitution and my rights
I suck and I'm darn proud of it!!
I suck because I moved out of my parents house after I turned 18, and have been self-supporting since.
I suck because I was 1 year too young to vote for Carter, but was smart enough to vote for Reagan.
I suck because I volunteered to join the military and became a more responsible person.
I suck because I didn't take advantage of the GI Bill for education, and paid for my own classes. When I couldn't afford to take more classes, I stopped instead of taking out loans.
I suck because I didn't tie myself down to one career path, and when what I was doing was no longer an option, I learned how to do something else, even if it meant pumping gas or clearing lots for builders.
I suck because when times were tough, I took on part-time jobs to make it through, sometimes having no full time job but 3-4 part-time jobs.
I suck because I finally was able to start a business doing something I liked, and didn't get any help from the government.
I suck because more than 1/2 of the work I do is at a discount, for senior citizens that can't afford to hire the more expensive guy, but what I lose in revenue per job, I make up for in volume.
I suck because I will probably retire some day and the people that have come to depend on me for help, will have to look elsewhere.
I suck because I don't contribute to most of the well known charities, but do donate to Veterans groups and local churches food banks, I do not donate to any government approved charity.
I suck because I have never owned, and probably never will own, a brand new car or truck, which somehow cheats the government out of tax dollars they want to spend on some leach that has no idea what it is like to take care of themselves and their own responsibilities.
Brilliant!
I am glad to be old enough to have known a time when the conservative value was the norm and the other guy sucked. If you carried a sign touting the virtues of communism you got arrested. We loved the USA then. People who said you suck, sucked, I guess they still do, although people didn't say you suck in polite company let alone the media. I mean even the democrats were 100% more conservative than they are today! Just glad I got to see it, it really did exist...
I know amazing isn't it? This all started with Teddy Roosevelt and has gained steam ever since. Oba MAO may well be the straw that breaks the camels back once and for all. Vote for the GOP nominee no matter what. It may be our last chance to save this once Great Nation!!
Instead of running a bunch of Mittens for Pres campaign commercials, how about running Whittle's common sense, entertaining and very persuasive little videos instead? More bang for the buck, baby!
We all suck because rather then going into debt and defaulting, we all decided to work hard and pay our bills. But that's no fun to the modern liberal, because then you have no one to blame but yourself for failure.
Being conservative sucks but being stupid sucks even more.
This explanation will be lost upon those who genuinely suck.
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I suck because THEY say so!
I suck because I believe in the US constitution and my rights
I suck and I'm darn proud of it!!
I suck because I moved out of my parents house after I turned 18, and have been self-supporting since.
I suck because I was 1 year too young to vote for Carter, but was smart enough to vote for Reagan.
I suck because I volunteered to join the military and became a more responsible person.
I suck because I didn't take advantage of the GI Bill for education, and paid for my own classes. When I couldn't afford to take more classes, I stopped instead of taking out loans.
I suck because I didn't tie myself down to one career path, and when what I was doing was no longer an option, I learned how to do something else, even if it meant pumping gas or clearing lots for builders.
I suck because when times were tough, I took on part-time jobs to make it through, sometimes having no full time job but 3-4 part-time jobs.
I suck because I finally was able to start a business doing something I liked, and didn't get any help from the government.
I suck because more than 1/2 of the work I do is at a discount, for senior citizens that can't afford to hire the more expensive guy, but what I lose in revenue per job, I make up for in volume.
I suck because I will probably retire some day and the people that have come to depend on me for help, will have to look elsewhere.
I suck because I don't contribute to most of the well known charities, but do donate to Veterans groups and local churches food banks, I do not donate to any government approved charity.
I suck because I have never owned, and probably never will own, a brand new car or truck, which somehow cheats the government out of tax dollars they want to spend on some leach that has no idea what it is like to take care of themselves and their own responsibilities.
Brilliant!
I am glad to be old enough to have known a time when the conservative value was the norm and the other guy sucked. If you carried a sign touting the virtues of communism you got arrested. We loved the USA then. People who said you suck, sucked, I guess they still do, although people didn't say you suck in polite company let alone the media. I mean even the democrats were 100% more conservative than they are today! Just glad I got to see it, it really did exist...
I know amazing isn't it? This all started with Teddy Roosevelt and has gained steam ever since. Oba MAO may well be the straw that breaks the camels back once and for all. Vote for the GOP nominee no matter what. It may be our last chance to save this once Great Nation!!
Instead of running a bunch of Mittens for Pres campaign commercials, how about running Whittle's common sense, entertaining and very persuasive little videos instead? More bang for the buck, baby!
We all suck because rather then going into debt and defaulting, we all decided to work hard and pay our bills. But that's no fun to the modern liberal, because then you have no one to blame but yourself for failure.
Being conservative sucks but being stupid sucks even more.
This explanation will be lost upon those who genuinely suck.