Being Conservative SUCKS.

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flashingscotsman
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I suck because THEY say so!

Angry Southerner
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I suck because I believe in the US constitution and my rights

AZ Dude
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I suck and I’m darn proud of it!!

poppajoe49
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I suck because I moved out of my parents house after I turned 18, and have been self-supporting since.
I suck because I was 1 year too young to vote for Carter, but was smart enough to vote for Reagan.
I suck because I volunteered to join the military and became a more responsible person.
I suck because I didn’t take advantage of the GI Bill for education, and paid for my own classes. When I couldn’t afford to take more classes, I stopped instead of taking out loans.
I suck because I didn’t tie myself down to one career path, and when what I was doing was no longer an option, I learned how to do something else, even if it meant pumping gas or clearing lots for builders.
I suck because when times were tough, I took on part-time jobs to make it through, sometimes having no full time job but 3-4 part-time jobs.
I suck because I finally was able to start a business doing something I liked, and didn’t get any help from the government.
I suck because more than 1/2 of the work I do is at a discount, for senior citizens that can’t afford to hire the more expensive guy, but what I lose in revenue per job, I make up for in volume.
I suck because I will probably retire some day and the people that have come to depend on me for help, will have to look elsewhere.
I suck because I don’t contribute to most of the well known charities, but do donate to Veterans groups and local churches food banks, I do not donate to any government approved charity.
I suck because I have never owned, and probably never will own, a brand new car or truck, which somehow cheats the government out of tax dollars they want to spend on some leach that has no idea what it is like to take care of themselves and their own responsibilities.

PsychoDad
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Brilliant!

KW Willy
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I am glad to be old enough to have known a time when the conservative value was the norm and the other guy sucked. If you carried a sign touting the virtues of communism you got arrested. We loved the USA then. People who said you suck, sucked, I guess they still do, although people didn’t say you suck in polite company let alone the media. I mean even the democrats were 100% more conservative than they are today! Just glad I got to see it, it really did exist…

rick57
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I know amazing isn’t it? This all started with Teddy Roosevelt and has gained steam ever since. Oba MAO may well be the straw that breaks the camels back once and for all. Vote for the GOP nominee no matter what. It may be our last chance to save this once Great Nation!!

K
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Instead of running a bunch of Mittens for Pres campaign commercials, how about running Whittle’s common sense, entertaining and very persuasive little videos instead? More bang for the buck, baby!

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

We all suck because rather then going into debt and defaulting, we all decided to work hard and pay our bills. But that’s no fun to the modern liberal, because then you have no one to blame but yourself for failure.

Bonfire of the Absurdities
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Being conservative sucks but being stupid sucks even more.

Ruben
Member

This explanation will be lost upon those who genuinely suck.

jukin
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I suck because I put myself through college by moving furniture and drafting at an engineering firm. I came out with ZERO debt but didn’t do all the fun shit everyone else did.

I suck also because I worked lots of unpaid OT and became a project engineer at 26. I started to earn real money but didn’t do all the fun shit everyone else did.

I suck also because by working hard I was able to buy a house, then a second, then a third. I started being a capitalist and create jobs but didn’t do all the fun shit everyone else did.

I suck because I have started three small businesses and put food, high quality, on the table of over a hundred people and brought world money to the city, county, state, and nation. I was a small businessman but didn’t do all the fun shit everyone else did.

I suck because the many governments then made it too hard to find the contracts, win the contracts, finance the contracts, design the contracts, build the contracts, get paid for the contracts, and deal with government interference. I shutdown my last business and now do all the fun shit other people do. Millions of dollars in commerce went off shore, many people lost high paying jobs, and the governments lost out on millions of tax dollars.

I suck because I am a growing army of producers that are tired of working hard and being fucked with and called names.

I suck because I now no longer fund the big government that wanted me out of business.

GhostntheMachine
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Don’t hold back, go ahead and get it off your chest. Just teasing, great post.

KW Willy
Member

If ever there were an “Atlas Shrugged” moment, this is it! Good Post and me too! I quit….

KimmyQueen
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I saw him on Red Eye, he is pretty good. Being a conservative may not make you friends, but it is worth it.

rick57
Member

You can catch alot of Bill Whittles shows on both youtube and on PJTV.com. He’s great, a true conservative!!

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