Biden cancels annual summer beach party

Biden cancels annual summer beach party. Gotta be because of that mean ole sequester, eh? Now all the poor journ0lists will have to swelter in their hot, million-dollar+ city townhomes all summer long. The GOP are a bunch of meanies.

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  • I heard The Science Channel is trying to get Biden for the next series of “An Idiot Abroad”. The audition conflicts with the beach party.

  • This was an opportunity for the MSM to bury their collective heads in the sand and pretend not to know about all the scandals and lies from O and his herd or mental midgets....Now what are they gonna do?

  • Lets get real here, ole' Joe canceled the party because their will be too many questions that Joe is too stupid to answer about all those pesky scandals.
    That's ok though, he'll have a private get together for all his Politico Journolist friends, so they can sniff his crotch.

  • No Beach Blanket Bunko this year, Old Joe's laying low until the Obama scandals blow over.

  • Well, to be fair - if he had gone on with it, it would have looked worse. Maybe Biden actually does have one or two firing brain cells? Unlike prez. VEGAS!BABY! who jetted off after our Benghazi guys were killed.