Why, hell’s bells, people, North Carolina Democrat Rep. Bob Etheridge is just a big, ol’ softy. That video of Etheridge assaulting a couple students last week meant absolutely nothing. It was probably digitally altered by covert conservative operatives, because this guy loves babies and puppies and kitties and rainbows and and unicorns and long walks on the beach in the rain.
Expect his next video to feature one of those puppies, because we think it’s going to take a lot more than one phony baloney campaign video to rehabilitate the reputation of “Two Martini” Bob Etheridge.
This post was last modified on June 21, 2010
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Using a child as a prop... Class all the way.
Poor kid's gotta be smellin the alcohol comin from that playdo lookin face.
Well if he's against deficit spending, then I think we finnally found out the answer to his first video. He doesn't "fully" support the Obama agenda. Ok removing tounge from cheek now.
Who are you baby? WHO ARE YOU!
My name is Bob. I'm a Democrat. I'd like to choke you to death and assault you for pointing a camera at me and asking me questions, but I'm holding a baby.
Just wait he'll get a Nobel
He later assaulted the baby and kicked a puppy, which is out of frame.
Haha! Isn't that the ETRADE baby?? AAAHHHH!!
The kid looks terrified. He was probably warned not to ask any questions.