Breaking News: Bear doesn’t shit in woods, Pope isn’t Catholic and CBS believes Hillary is telling the truth

There she goes again. With just a year or so before the presidential campaign of 2012 really starts heating up, Hillary Rodham Clinton has assured the world that she has no intention of seeking the White House. Of course, we all know what a Hillary Clinton assurance is worth.

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It's just more happy talk from Hillary Clinton

True to the old saying “Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice then we must be the CBS News Department,” that venerable agency has the following report:

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has once more reiterated that she will not run for president in 2012, going so far as to refer to her current role in government as “my last public position.”

In case you’ve forgotten, this is the very same Hillary Clinton who expected you to believe:

She never suspected Bill of messing around with Monica and knew that those accusations were simply the creations of “a vast right wing conspiracy.”

She brought peace to Northern Ireland.

On the morning of September 11, 2001 Chelsea was jogging around the WTC.

She braved sniper fire on a trip to Bosnia.

She was named after Edmund Hillary when she was born in 1947, although he was an obscure New Zealand beekeeper until he scaled Mount Everest 1953.

She had no intention of running for President (in the 2008 election).

And, of course, she’s always been a Yankees fan.

– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com

Source: CBS News

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • Let's see: Every time pantsuits Hilary laughs & looks down then up quickly {searching brain for quick escape}--- she's LYING. Whenever she doesn't laugh, looks pissed off, stares unwavering in your face--she's most likely telling truth.
    Example: Each time she's asked will she run, she laughs = LIE
    Example: She was asked will she swap with Biden in 2012, she didn't laugh=TRUTH
    Summary: She laughs in about 80% of her interviews=80% Lies
    & the wider her mouth opens, the louder the cackle, the bigger the lie

  • Helen Thomas and Hillary look alike...
    I think Hitlery will run in 2012 also, She will turn on Obama and promise to be the president Obama should have been.
    Most of the homegrown liberals that infest my local town forum are disappointed with Obama because "he's not radical enough", Hillary will fill that gap with no problem.

  • I will repeat my opinion, often stated, that she will be the nominee in 2012, one way or another. Few cross the Clintons and get away with it.

  • Liberals never go away they just keep haunting us.
    Hitlary Clinton is the most dangerous anti-gun, pro-U.N lien sack of crap in American politics.

  • The only truth Hill knows is that Bill holds the world's record for getting his pants unbuckled and down around his ankles.