British doctors call for ban on long kitchen knives to end stabbings. Well, now the Brits can have Piers back so he can call everybody against knife control a stupid idiot. And we’ll throw David Gregory in for nothing. Aw hell, take all of our journ0lists… please! What could’ve started this Night of the Long Knives, a mass stabbing somewhere? We’ve heard rumors the individual pictured below killed numerous times and even filmed her crimes for audiences to watch. Scary.
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I once blew out a candle from 20ft with a fart.
TD MO and Turds to the fart freak.
Yeah I have been meaning to ask... what is that about?
nothing, he's just all fart and no sh!t to show for it.
What do you get when you eat beans and oinions?........................Tear Gas.
LOL @ Mona Lucy!
Kimmy, he's 12, fart jokes amuse children.
OIC
I love the avatar! It is so cute!
thanks, I kinda like it too.
Some set of lungs.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
TD,.....................MO.
I guess you were right, he really is 12.
I think he is a little older than 12, but under 21 as he thinks bodily functions are the funniest things on Earth. Child none-the-less.
Look, potty humor has it's place, at least with many guys anyway. But this "xgman" is a put on. Gotta admit, the Holy Crap joke made me laugh, but for the most part, his schtick is based on being in a state of arrested development.
I meant developmentally, not chronologically. Sorry for the confusion. ;-)
Doesn't matter how old he is. He is on the same intellectual and achievement trajectory as john.
They both need to go back to playing Minecraft, bless their hearts, and stop interupting the adults while we are having a conversation.
Hey now.. Minecraft is pretty fun. I play it with my kids sometimes on Xbox (4 players simultaneously makes for good times). One of my sons and I make some interesting redstone circuits to create traps. My daughter designs cute cartoon villages and sculptures. Way better then TV or most video games, in terms of learning/creativity
Yeah my son plays too
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah I'd heard about it, but it took the kids to get me to try it.. The dude created a simple game on a lark, and sold many millions of licenses, first for any JVM (PC or Mac or wherever Java runs), then years later on Xbox Live. My envy is considerable
What did the High Preist say when he looked in toilet?.........Holy Crap
A average person farts 14 times a day.
So, that's what it is that makes you above average.
Yes.
TD,..............MO.
Even this is a response.. Just ignore
I thought that was reserved for my posts.
Apparently you have a twin bother who is just as stupid as you are, but he isn't in love with Ron Paul and doesn't have a fetish for wrinkled old guys. I would say your brother is more into molesting little children.
You seem to be very interested in molesting little children.If you have any little children I feel very sorry for them to have a father like you. I really hope you do not have have any children. You should get help before you hurt some other peoples little children.
Yup a libturd, spin it around...If anyone should be worried it would be the bovine you mated with or the one that produced you. Why not do us all a favor, get yourself one of those donkey calenders and spend some time with an ass who could be your soul mate.Your just another sick little perv getting his kicks posting here because in the real world no one likes you and your probably are also under house arrest and wearing an ankle bracelet....
Please get help before you molest any more children.
TD,........................MO.
HAPPY NEW YEAR NSS.
TD MO to the troll...
please ask Mum again before you're allowed to play, you sure you want to play that game? Really?
You are a very sick poor excuse for a man if you are a man who hides behind a keyboard. GET HELP NOW.
TD and MO to the troll.....Is this where we get into the 12 year old thingy.."I know you are but what am I?". Insults from a man who thinks his fart jokes are funny......Come back when you grow up there little fart....
Thirds.
TD,.............MO.
Draven?
STFU you stupid fucking asshole. 2
Laughing too hard to put in my two cents
I wonder what would happen if every person in the world fart at the same time.
Lame, your other post was funnier. Yes the one where you typed nothing.
Well, bless your heart, you've resorted to repeating yourself.
Ah, that old southern charm fools fools every time! I love it.
You are the one that was fooled fool. I do this for fun to and to get a rise out of fools
xpeeman, You get some kind of sexual gratification posting here? I would imagine your on Megan's law pervert list somewhere.....If your life is that boring that you decide to post here, your either on house arrest or in an institution where your computer time is limited. We will just TD and MO your posts since your not saying anything that people really give a rats ass about.
You must not have a life worth living. I would feel bad for you if I wasn't too busy laughing.
Then you are a lifeless moron.
Thank you.
STFU you stupid fucking asshole.
TD,......................MO.
Thank you drb.
You are an idiot. I am laughing at you so hard, I should thank DRB for that.
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LOL
This guy is so universally hated that he got downed for saying nothing. That is incredibly funny!
Downed heavily, as a matter of fact. Yeah, there's still hope for this country.
Shut up.
Full auto electric knives should only be in the hands of the military and police. A civilian has no need for such a weapon.
Would this ban mean I will have to lock my full auto electric knife in the gun safe with my other weapons?
The British are none too sharp, I fully expect them to give up all their knives and forks and go back to the days of Henry the 8th.
Oprah would be shocked. Shocked, I say.
Oprah would be shocked.