Burger King creates hands free Whopper holder

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• Ah, I'm being censored again. Just thought I'd point that out.

  • I can't hear you.

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• Does McDonalds allow their Big Mac to slide into Burger King's thing?

  • Perhaps- but they'd need "gender reassignment surgery" first.

• I agree with JP, it seems like this thing would make eating a burger harder.

  • Except for large-breasted women - for them the Whopper will be right in their face.

    (And after composing four different wisecrack punchlines, I have decided to leave my comment at that.)

    • And we will see the itty-bitty tittie brigade protesting all B.K.'s because they cannot "support" the burger holder.

• Oh this thing is so coooool that it's going to be on everybody's must have list this Chri...er Xmas!

  BTW, who thinks this shit up?

• If they make it easier to consume it we would have to go to "Pre-Chew Charlies".

  • ha ha ha. you would bring that up.

• Where's my oat bag?

• Doesn't look to me like it works - even a whole Whopper is too far away to bite. A half Whopper will be completely out of reach.

  But it might solve Anthony Weiner's problems... he's been looking for a way to eat Whoppers while leaving his hands free.

  • Down and dirty on the fly JP, too small to work with (no pun)

    https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/r-zaiEhfMKMDE-pejN24ri6WE15TfyzlBQMtLx-O9hA?feat=directlink

    • LOL. And he looks so happy!

  • Maybe we need to see action video. Maybe is spring loaded. Maybe it has to be cocked after the ammo is loaded into the magazine. Is it semi-auto only? Fires only one Whopper at a time. Can it hold the Gilbertburger - http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-20gTkjeNYAI/ThpbwGvouzI/AAAAAAAAAB8/2rf6gv-uoNY/s1600/5756a_lg.jpeg - that's supposed to be a Triple Whopper with extra everything, cut in half with extra cheese, no pickles — always obtained from the Oneida Street Burger King in Green Bay. Burger King even made it available for a short time as a promotion in Wisconsin Burger King restaurants. I do not believe this device is a high capacity unit.

• Capitalism is a good thing. Regardless of how you feel about the food or not. All in all if there is a market for this they will make that money and that is the point.

  • I agree but anyone who uses this thing is living on the very bottom rung of humanity. Crowley of course will be among the early adopters.

    • That's a bit harsh, what about ppl who've had amputations, frostbite, nerve damage etc.?

    • True. This is a serious increase on laziness. I personally have no use of this, however I am sure there are a lot of lazy people that would love this. If people want to be parted with their money to get this gadget even for the novelty factor it is what it is.

      • It's a response to the Nanny State equating DWE (eating) with DWI, and wanting to ban drive-thrus. And just like phones; "Look officer, it's hands free!" off

        [edit] like a guitar player's blues harp holder
        {again} was in a hurry, I'm working. kinda

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• Tell ya what: I'll just eat the plastic burger-holder. It'll be more nutritious than the "burger."