First Lady Michelle Antoinette is on the warpath against trans fats. She wants to spend billions of dollars building salad bars in more than 6,000 public schools. Of course, she’s doing it for the chiiiiiildren.
The First Lady should be pleased to know that a new California bill, AB-97, that went into effect on January 1 bans trans fats throughout the state.
Whoa. Wait just a minute, Michelle. Upon closer examination it looks like AB97 bans those pesky trans fats everywhere except public school cafeterias.
The only other exemption is pre-packaged foods. You know, like Twinkies and Doritos and those tasty fruit pies and stuff sold in vending machines, which, if we’re not mistaken, account for a high percentage of the foods sold in public school cafeterias that aren’t served by old ladies wearing hairnets.
This could lead to a smackdown between the First Lady and Governor Moonbeam. And as California residents we can say with a high degree of certainty that we’re pretty sure the First Lady can kick the Governor’s ass.
Of course, we’re also pretty confident that the old ladies in the hairnets can also kick the Governor’s ass.
Here’s AB97 for your reading and dining pleasure. Chow down, kids! Trans fats for everyone!
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So when do transexuals get banned from the white house? 2013?
Do you mean Obama or Michelle...?
OMG!!! I can't tell the difference!!!
All I have to say is that birds of a feather...
Yep. January 20, 2013, the freak show ends.
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and
attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi"and
then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and
bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a
$100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program"
for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends
$150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of
coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
Arizona :
The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and
attacks her dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Arizona is not.
...of course. If it is unfit for libtard consumption, it must be ok to feed it to children.
So, Moonbeam's wife wants to spend billions, that California doesn't have in the first place, to install salad bars in schools which kids will probably avoid like the plague. Yeah, this is exactly why that state is in the financial hole it's in...liberal idiot ideas that do nothing but create more problems and more debt.
WEll to be honest, when I was in school I preferred the Salad Bar. The cafeteria food was so disgusting that I always ate there. PLus I was a bit healthier at that time...
However my school had a salad bar as an option, it wasn't a government mandated thing. I hate that crap.
Yes I hate that crap too.
I thought the stupid f-ing liberals did EVERYTHING FOR THE CHHHIIILLLLDDREEENNN?
Children eat in school cafeterias
If we don't throw these libtards out on their behinds, this stuff is only get more psychotic and stupid.
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GT - Do you currently live in Bakersfield?
I had the misfortune of living in Bakersfield for a short time. Maybe I didn't hang around in the right places, but I was never offered a needle, free or otherwise. Which is not to say they aren't available.
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Gregory, I'm from Bakersfield--where were they giving free needles to addicts, don't you mean San Francisco?
I am a dope, sorry if my joke fell flat, I just picked a CA location without thinking
And hisham, are you currently in Bakersfield, too?