Canada plans to claim the North Pole. Never mind irritating the resident of the Fortress of Solitude, it seems counterproductive to piss off Santa Claus right at Christmas time – he keeps lists.
This post was last modified on November 1, 2021

Canada plans to claim the North Pole. Never mind irritating the resident of the Fortress of Solitude, it seems counterproductive to piss off Santa Claus right at Christmas time – he keeps lists.
This post was last modified on November 1, 2021
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Here's a blast from the past
http://www.mrc.org/articles/house-majority-whip-climate-change-hurts-blacks-more
Maybe it'll look like a scene out of the classic movie "Ice Station Zebra".
:)
If Obama tried to claim it, it would be Ice Station Zero.
Is this the Geographical North Pole, or the Magnetic One?
It's Canada, eh? They don't know about that complicated stuff. They just head north until it feels like they're going downhill and that must be the North Pole.
I looked at a few maps of the North Pole. Looks to me like Greenland edges out Canada as far as being closer. There are also Svalbard and Franz Josef Land if your consider islands as contenders which would also put Russia in the mix.
http://www.cruisenorway.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Map-North-Pole-Cruise-640x501.jpg
If you read the link, it sounds like the Russians are aiming to make the same claim. Could get ugly - a war with everybody dressed in white snowmobile suits. That's gonna make it difficult to tell friend from foe... and confuse the hell out of the polar bears.
confuse the hell out of the polar bears
Food or mating?
Male polar bears don't make a distinction between the two, generally. If they're horny they mate, if they're hungry they eat. Remember when the Global Warmists tried to make a hullabaloo about polar bears resorting to cannibalism? Polar bears have always eaten other polar bears, since the beginning of time. They'll chase a female with cubs for a hundred miles hoping to snack on the cubs.
That is actually terrible! I feel bad now because of the Coca Cola polar bears movie that is coming out ... it is all lies...
And besides that, those stupid Coke commercials had polar bears frolicking with penguins. Irritated me every time I saw one. They live at opposite ends of the planet. How can the ad writers not know that?
and even if there were penguins they would be polar bear meals lol
Gives new meaning to, "Yeah, but would you do it for a Klondike Bar?"
LOL
Okay another win on this thread...
Weapons limited to snowballs at 50 feet, no iceballs....
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/sno-baller-snow-ball-maker-5.jpg
They are pissing off Superman, Santa Claus, Polar Bears... I didn't know Canada had it in them. What is the point/ I wonder if they found something of value or this is just to be relevant?
They are also pissing off Denmark and Russia.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/10/us-russia-arctic-putin-idUSBRE9B90XD20131210?feedType=RSS
Oh great. So if Russia declares war on Canada, we will be getting nailed by near misses!
Imperialists!
Big deal. Santa Claus moved to DC long ago.
Win
I hate it when the first comment is perfect. Now what can anybody else say?
Joe is on a roll, he did that yesterday too..:)