Category: 2019 News

Florida Democrat Party caught looting federal PPP fund. And you can rest assured, if they were doing this in Florida they were doing it in other states.

WHO accidentally confirms COVID-19 no more dangerous than seasonal flu. Humorously, these stone-dense UN bureaucrats are probably not even aware they made such a confirmation.

About that looming COVID uptick from returning college students… There have been 70,000 positive cases on 50 major campuses around the country, but only three students have required hospitalization and nobody has died. In other words, stop worrying about your kid dying from COVID and go back to worrying about him dying from overdrinking at a frat party.

Pennsylvania mail-in ballots found thrown in trash. They were military ballots and every one of them was a vote for Trump. The cheating has already started.

Yet another white liberal caught pretending she is black. That’s three this month if you’re keeping count, and September isn’t even over. This one, who changed her name to “Satchuel Paigelyn Cole” to honor Satchel Paige (but apparently thought her disguise would be better if she misspelled the name because, you know, black people can’t spell?), has been a BLM and LGBTQ+ activist in Indiana. So at least she has half her career to fall back on… because she’s definitely queer.

Minneapolis city council members who called for dismantling police now complain there’s not enough policing. Oh my, golly gee, who could have seen that coming?

CDC accidentally admits cloth masks do not stop coronavirus. They posted an announcement regarding the smoke from the wildfires in California: “Cloth masks that are used to slow the spread of COVID-19 offer little protection against wildfire smoke. They do not catch small particles found in wildfire smoke that can harm your health.” But, gee, the smoke particles they say are too small to be stopped by cloth masks are four times larger than the Wuhan Virus, so…

Another white liberal caught pretending to be black. In the style of Shaun “Talcum X” King and Rachel “I feel black!” Dolezal, Jessica Krug, African history professor at George Washington University, admits that she is a white Jewish woman from Kansas City, not an inner city-raised black woman from the Bronx named Jess Lam Bombera.

“It was so inaccurate that we can’t even attempt to make it right.” That’s what one of the members of the Wayne County Board of Canvassers said about the counting of absentee ballots in the city of Detroit during the August 4th primary.

Did serial plagiarist Joe Biden do it again? This time it was the closing of his DNC acceptance speech. This is Joe Biden:

“Love is more powerful than hate. Hope is more powerful than fear. And light is more powerful than dark. This is our moment. This is our mission.”

And this is Canadian liberal politician Jack Layton in his farewell letter before his death in 2011:

“My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world.”

“No wind for the windmills and clouds over the solar panels…” should be a line in song titled “California Blues.” The dysfunctional Left Coast state is once again suffering through summer blackouts because of their crazy “green” energy policies.

Woman dies from complications of dementia with no breathing issues. Family wants to know why death certificate shows COVID-19 as cause of death.

Obama and other Democrats scream hysterically about seniors getting Social Security checks in the mail. When in fact almost nobody gets a Social Security check in the mail. You can always tell it’s an election year when the Democrats start screaming about Republicans endangering Social Security payments.

Woke Seattle city council turns itself into a national joke. In order to demonstrate their wokeness and appease Black Lives Matters extremists, they cut the salary of their black female police chief by 40% to punish her for opposing their defunding of the police department. Apparently, to the woke liberals of Seattle, diversity isn’t important if it talks back.

“Individuals with a cervix.” That’s the new term for women at CNN, in order to appease the perpetually-offended sensibilities of the transgender kooks.

Democrat state senator charged with stealing $600,000 in federal funds. She used the stolen funds to pay for her wedding, her honeymoon, and her divorce, as well as a snow cone business for her children, so we won’t be getting any of that money back. The frightening part was her promise to “continue serving her district in the Senate with the same integrity, the same passion that I’ve demonstrated since you’ve elected me to this office.”

Black Lives Matter protesters hit by car in Seattle were white… while the driver of the car was black. Which is why the media is not showing his mugshot; doesn’t fit the narrative.

Any Twosome Newsom closes wineries across California… but not his own wineries in Napa County, which are consequently booked solid for the July 4th weekend.

Good lord, Joe Biden came out of his basement yesterday. And it was not pretty. But the funniest part is Caleb Hull, on Twitter, asking for prayers for Biden’s sign language lady:

National Drug Store To Sell Line Of Make-Up For Men. This is a case of we don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

CVS, the largest drugstore chain in the U.S., has announced that it will add a men’s cosmetics line from Stryx to some 2,000 stores, lending credibility to the notion that makeup for men is going mainstream.

Lifelong environmental activist apologizes for Global Warming lies. Seems weird to see a liberal showing signs of a conscience… until you realize he wants people to buy the new book he wrote about it.

Hmm, cancel culture might have an upside. Turns out most of the racists are or were Democrats, first of all, which must embarrass the woke crowd, and now that Princeton is removing the name of Woodrow Wilson from its school of public policy, people are wondering if we can get rid of the Federal Reserve and the federal income tax, both of which he signed into law.

City council members who voted to abolish police… are getting private armed security paid for by the city of Minneapolis. Which brings up an interesting question of terminology: what do you call taxpayer-paid armed security? Wouldn’t they be called “police”?

Cancer charity was just another Biden Crime Family scam. Like the Clinton Foundation, the Biden Cancer Initiative, finally shut down in 2019, was big on salaries and benefits and low on actual charity.