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Houston Lesbian Mayor Brings New Assault: Claims Pastors have no Right to a Jury Trial. This dumb bitch got a boatload of Bibles over this. She now needs a boatload of the Constitutions and the Bill of Rights sent to her.

Boehner Leaves Door Open on Gas Tax Proposal (Video). Tan Boi is off to a good start at pissing everyone off.

FRESHMAN REPUBLICAN ALEX MOONEY BROKE HIS SIGNED PLEDGE TO VOTE AGAINST BOEHNER. Another instant RINO.

Boehner: ‘I’m The Most Anti-Establishment Speaker We’ve Ever Had.’ This is your Speaker, this is your Speaker on drugs.

‘I want to kill cops’: Man who ‘tried to run over’ officers. de Blasio’s legacy.

Record-breaking weather: Mobile hits 17 degrees, beating 1886 temperature of 18. Global warming hot-cooling strikes again,

Alabama Democratic Party Chairwoman got stuck on toilet. She wrote about it in her annual Christmas letter. Some guy named Wade came to her house and tried to lift her off the toilet but she weighed too much so they both ended up on the bathroom floor. TMI, Ms. Worley, TMI! We don’t want that image in our brains.

Europe’s Islam Debate Erupts as Paris Killers at Large. Nanny Bloomberg appears to be starting his apology tour de force.

The bodies haven’t been buried and the killers are on the loose, but that didn’t prevent anti-Islam politicians across Europe from seizing on yesterday’s massacre in Paris.

The rhetoric varied in intensity across the European Union’s 28 countries, each with its own religious and social phobias, many gripped by an economic recession that makes convenient scapegoats out of immigrants — especially those with veils, turbans and non-white skin.

The 751 No-Go Zones of France. Say retreat 751 times.

Mayor de Blasio banned from holding groundhogs. Apparently, at last year’s Groundhog Day ceremony, the clumsy oaf dropped Staten Island Chuck’s BFF and the giant rodent died (the groundhog, not the mayor). So Chuck, like New York’s cops, is turning his back on the mayor.

Tragic unintended irony. The reservoir dogs trying to instill terror in the heart of France for the sake of Islam, probably didn’t know the cop they executed in the street yesterday was a Muslim. Oops.

AP CENSORS MUHAMMAD CARTOONS, SELLS ‘PISS CHRIST’ PHOTOS. We suggest they change their name to Cognitive Dissonance.

Paris Attack Suspect Dead, Two in Custody, U.S. Officials Say. That was mighty fast. Update: Evidently it was too fast. Now they’re saying the youngest surrendered and the other two are still running around.

Paris Attack: Police Name Three Suspects. French nationals Said and Cherif Kouachi and teenager Hamyd Mourad are named as suspects in the gun attack on Charlie Hebdo. They don’t sound like white anglo-saxon French veterans who are French Tea Party members to us.

Crowds form in Paris demonstrate against Muslim terror. We wonder if they will do what their communist government refuses to do and put a stop to this bullshit and kick le ass?

MIA LOVE DASHES CONSERVATIVE HOPES FIRST DAY IN OFFICE. Well, it didn’t  take very long for her to go full traitor.

Report: ’60 Minutes’ correspondent Steve Kroft had wild 3-year affair. The holier-than-thou they are, the harder they fall.

Appeasement: John Kerry Quotes Imam After Islamic Terror Attack On Charlie Hebdo. The Ass-Kisser of State.

Radical Islamic Cleric Defends Paris Shootings.

Freedom of expression does not extend to insulting the Prophets of Allah, whatever your views on the events in Paris today! #ParisShooting

— Anjem Choudary (@anjemchoudary) January 7, 2015

Freedom of expression should not extend to killing innocent people either.

Cop wounded in shootout not happy about de Blasio’s visit. He should have rolled over and let the back of his hospital gown open up.

After Calif. Gives Drivers Licenses to Illegals, Now State Paying for Their Car Insurance, Too. Sooner or later the Democrats will run out of money to redistribute.

Rev. Al Sharpton’s Viagra prescription found in Sandy Rubenstein’s home during probe that cleared famed lawyer of rape accusation: police source. Evidently neither of Al’s heads works properly.

House elects Boehner to third term as Speaker. The House is officially SNAFU.

I have tears of joy. I’m so happy I can screw over the country some more.

ERIC CANTOR: ‘DISSERVICE’ FOR GOP TO FOCUS ON OBAMACARE AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. He’s absolutely clueless about why he’s not in Congress anymore.

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio Responds to Cops Who Turned Their Backs at Funerals.  You asked for it Bill, now suck on it awhile.