Category: News New Format

NPR worried about Ebola ruining prostitution in Sierra Leone. It’s the oldest story in the world—hemorrhagic fever wrecking small businesswomen’s livelihood—and NPR has it covered.

Ha Ha Ha: ObamaCare Fixes Backed by Harvard Experts Have Faculty Enraged. Yikes! Those ivory towers aren’t as high as the elitetards thought. Welcome to the hogpen with the rest of us peasants.

Bill Clinton identified in lawsuit against his former friend and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who had ‘regular’ orgies at his Caribbean compound that the former president visited multiple times. If Hillary is elected what will they refer to him as? The First Pedophile? The First John?

WHISTLING PAST THE JUNKYARD: THE ESTABLISHMENT’S ATTEMPT TO MAKE JEB SEEM INEVITABLE.  The only thing inevitable is there’s a boatload of people who won’t vote for this guy.

Meet the Republicans Who Will Vote Against Boehner.  This bunch hasn’t been emasculated.

UK to allow three-parent children. The age of genetically modified designer children is about to begin.

The Cairo speech Obama was too cowardly to give. From Egyptian President Abdel Fattah al-Sisi on New Year’s Day:

“Is it possible that 1.6 billion people [Muslims] should want to kill the rest of the world’s inhabitants—that is 7 billion—so that they themselves may live? Impossible!”

“It’s inconceivable that the thinking that we hold most sacred should cause the entire Islamic world to be a source of anxiety, danger, killing and destruction for the rest of the world. Impossible!”

“I say and repeat again that we are in need of a religious revolution. You, imams, are responsible before Allah. The entire world, I say it again, the entire world is waiting for your next move… because this umma is being torn, it is being destroyed, it is being lost—and it is being lost by our own hands.”

Will the mainstream media even notice this speech?

Now that Harry Reid is not in control, liberals want Senate abolished. Oddly, they never said a word about this before.

Wikipedia removes all mention of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s quote fabrication. Yet another example showing why the information at Wikipedia cannot be trusted.

Federal government now buys sex change surgery for seniors. Denee Mallon, age 74, who says he’s much happier now, has been surgically modified at taxpayer expense to resemble a woman because when he challenged Medicare’s ban on such surgery, the Obama administration chose not to defend it.

Buddhist monks lead Chinese funeral ceremony for slain Brooklyn cop Wenjian Liu as thousands of officers ignore Commissioner Bratton’s plea and turn their backs on de Blasio. So much for de Blasio’s phony PR yesterday. We think they should have saluted him, with their middle fingers.

Ready to shiver? Weather experts confirm the polar vortex is set to return next week with arctic blast expected to hit everyone east of the Rockies. More global warming on the way. Derp! Derp!

Media Blackout: Black Male Ruthlessly Executes 12-Year-Old Boy Keith Passmore. Holder? Holder?

Mike Huckabee ends talk show, weighs presidential run. It looks like instead of the Republican Convention they should call it RINO Fest.

GOP’s new refrain: ‘Not a scientist.’ It should be ‘No guts, no glory, no balls.’

Millions of Obamacare subsidy recipients may need to pay back-taxes. Chicago Jesus giveth and Chicago Jesus taketh away.

MSNBC’s Al Sharpton asks viewers what they consider “3 top events/news stories of 2014.” Our favorite response:

Obamacare will cover your abortion but not your baby. The Obamacare website still doesn’t have a way for policy holders to add a new baby to their coverage. They “postponed” that feature because so much other shit wasn’t working.

China cracks down on government corruption, Macau casinos suddenly empty. Casino revenue in Macau fell more than 30% in December.

See This Guy Get Through a DUI Checkpoint Without Saying a Word — Thanks to What He Hung Out His Car Window. We have this feeling that in some places your window would get broken and you’d be dragged out of the car and who knows what else.

Military Vet Sought Treatment for ‘Insomnia’ — Days Later, NY Police Officers Were Knocking on His Door: Lawsuit. We hope he gets a lot of money and the law struck down.

San Francisco’s interactive poop map shows where homeless hang out. And when we say “hang out,” we mean it. The map is based on calls to the police department reporting human excrement on public roads and sidewalks.

Bratton warns NYPD not to turn backs on mayor at cop’s funeral. Perhaps they should start turning their backs on Bratton, too. He’s obviously got his nose up de Blasio’s bunghole.

OBAMA DOCTRINE==> Last Month: Cuba Shows Us Sanctions Don’t Work… This Month: North Korea Shows Us More Sanctions Needed. President Bipolar.

Barack and Michelle’s “let them eat cake” new year celebration meal. They dined at Vintage Cave Honolulu, where it costs $500,000 for a charter membership and a basic meal for two runs about $1,000. We assume the restaurant doesn’t serve any of those yucky school lunches Michelle foisted on America’s children.