Category: News New Format

On August 18, 2011, Time Magazine ran an article titled ‘Why Michele Bachmann’s $2-a-Gallon Gas Promise Is a Fantasy.’ It looks like she who laughs last, laughs best.

Apparently You CAN Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight: Sushi Chef’s Knife Scares Off Would-Be Robber. Apparently the thug didn’t want to be part of the first experiment serving Wainā sushi.

Feds Looking for Company to Run ‘National Data Warehouse’ for Obamacare, Medicare. Seriously? The way things are going why not save time and money and have the NSA store it? They probably have more than ample storage space and it would save them the trouble of hacking into the database when they want the goods on someone.

Tensions simmer in Sweden with third mosque arson attack in past eight days. If the Swedish government won’t take care of a problem sooner or later the Vikings people will.

50- to 100-car pileup shuts down snowy N.H. Interstate. The need to take a cue from the owner of AirAisa and blame it on global warming.

Joe Biden turns on the charm in historic visit to Brazil for president’s inauguration as US grapples to rebuild damaged relationship. It looks to us like Horny Joe needs to lay off the Viagra before state meetings.

Dad Found Out His Son Joined a Gang… Then Recorded This Response [VIDEO]. What a novel response. Parents taking responsibility for raising their own children. More dads like this needed. (Warning Language Content)

AirAsia flight QZ8501: ‘Unique weather’ may have caused plane crash, says CEO. This sounds like a unique attempt to bullshit the public and an extremely feeble attampt to shift the onus elsewhere to us.

POLL: REPUBLICAN VOTERS OVERWHELMINGLY WANT MEMBERS TO REMOVE BOEHNER AS SPEAKER. Our first no shit Sherlock of 2015.

Harry Reid Breaks ‘A Number of Ribs and Bones in His Face’ in Exercise Accident. Today’s feelgood story.

Snow-bound Californians now paying “Global Warming” gas tax hike. P.T. Barnum again proven right. Bend forward suckers.

Obama releases a suicide bomber, a document forger, a bomb maker and now a nuclear terrorist. Obama must think they’re the butcher the baker and two candlestick makers.

People Will Pay To Stop Climate Change — But Only $5. That’s about $4.99 too much.

CNN RINGS IN NEW YEAR IN HAVANA, CUBA, IGNORES OPPRESSION OF CUBAN PEOPLE. The fireworks display was a 49 Chevy backfiring.

Peachtree City police chief shoots wife. Accidentally……twice. Must have been that or run over her 3 times accidentally.

Scalise Hit Came From Former Dem Opponent’s Son. Incredible.

REPORT: DRIVE-BY GUNMAN SHOOTS AT COP DURING TRAFFIC STOP. Another liberal run city (Houston, TX) with police being shot at. Seems like a trend is developing.

Harper Collins published an atlas of the Middle East that omits Israel. They defend themselves by saying, “Hey, that’s what our customers wanted.”

Wendy Davis Says She Regrets Campaign Stance On Guns, Which She Took To Win Votes. No Abortion Barbie, you flat-out lied and based upon the vote the people of Texas have very good BS meters.

De Blasio reappoints judge who freed men who threatened cops. Great way to start off the new year with NYPD dumbass.

Lena Dunham’s Republican rapist not Republican (and probably not a rapist). Turns out her original book proposal told the same rape story with Philip Samuel Ungar, liberal son of an NPR All Things Considered host, as the rapist. (In Mr. Ungar’s defense, there’s no real world evidence that he ever wanted to see her naked, either.)

BREAKING: White House Literally Threatens to Shut Down Department of Homeland Security. If the GOP has any balls they’ll call his bluff. Hahahahaha! Fat chance of the GOP having any balls.

MSNBC CLOSES 2014 IN LAST PLACE, HEMORRHAGING VIEWERS. Even the libtards can’t deal with MSNBS.

Global sea ice breaks record high for day. This is how ice ages sneak up on you. First the sea ice slowly covers more of the ocean, then the temperatures start sinking because the ice reflects the sun, then the glaciers start creeping down from the mountain tops… before you know it you’re wearing four pairs of long underwear, eating whale blubber, and there’s a wooly mammoth chasing your Toyota Prius down the street.

Bill de Blasio’s Meeting With NYPD Leadership Yields ‘No Resolve’. This is no surprise. Perhaps the police should start backing Republicans. Having city hall support is more imporant than making another 50 cents an  hour, especially if you’re dead and can’t spend it.