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White House: No Ebola travel restrictions. Yeah baby! President Obola is so pleased with how well this has kept Ebola out of the US he wants to do it some more. Fore!

Ebola outbreak fear drives down airline stocks. The real headline should be “Stupid Decision by the Obola Administration to Let People Fly Into the US from Ebola Infected Countries with Impunity Causes Airline Stock Panic.” Have the planes this guy flew on been disinfected or quarantined?

Netanyahu tells Obama to get his facts straight before opening his mouth. It’s a nice thought but we are not optimistic.

EBOLA PATIENT MAY HAVE HAD CONTACT WITH 100 PEOPLE, AUTHORITIES SAY. Then figure out how many people those 100 had contact with.

United Airlines scrambles to alert HUNDREDS of passengers who came in contract with Ebola patient as it is revealed he entered U.S. at Washington Dulles before flying to Dallas. Nothing to worry about according to the government. It appears relying on 3rd world countries to screen passengers was yet another steller idea from the Obola administration.

Fox News most-watched cable channel. Not just the most-watched cable news channel – the most-watched cable channel period. That’s a first for a news channel.

Dallas parents pulling kids out of five schools linked to Ebola patient. Oh yeah, this is going well. After six years of Obama, Americans don’t trust the government to handle a broken water spigot, let alone the Ebola virus in their kids’ schools.

Lena Dunham, Wage Hypocrite We’re not entirely convinced that Lena Dunham is/was exploiting the lower classes. She strikes us as being entirely without class herself.

SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR JULIA PIERSON SUDDENLY RESIGNS. The affirmative action President getting rid of the affirmative action Secret Service Director? Such hypocrisy.

US Ebola patient told staff of Liberia travel but was allowed to leave hospital. Yep, we’re really prepared for Ebola! Nothing to worry about! Except gross incompetence.

Kim Jong Un so fat he broke both ankles. Question: how does the dictator of a country where people regularly starve to death manage to get so fat the bones in his feet can’t handle the load? Answer: it’s communism in action, stupid.

After first Ebola case, red flags emerge that U.S. unprepared for pandemic. The government can’t even run Obamacare right, so this is a surprise?

US Mistakenly Bombs Free Syrian Army, Obama Personally Approves Airstrikes. Well, we have smart diplomacy, this must be part of Obama’s new smart military Program.

Dallas braces for second possible Ebola case. It didn’t take long to answer the question from the previous post.

Who else did he infect? At least 12 people including five children came in contact with Ebola victim who was loose in Dallas for a WEEK before he sought help. Nothing to worry about here. The Liar-in-Chief has it all under control, just like ISIS, Al Qaeda, Benghazi, Obamcare, Ukraine, Putin, Afghanistan, 5 summers of recovery, the Secret Service, the IRS and everything else he touches.

Living wage: New York mayor gives thousands of workers a raise (+video). Evidently de Blasio has a pen and a phone, too! Must be de rigueur for über liberals.

University of New Mexico Fights Sexual Assault–With Sex Week. Really? If you need a course on “How to be a Gentleman AND Get Laid,” you’re probably not going to get laid. We suppose an “F” is a passing grade?

OKLAHOMA BEHEADING SUSPECT CHARGED WITH FIRST DEGREE MURDER: ‘NOT A RELIGIOUS ACT, RACE-RELATED.’ Beheading, the new workplace violence.

She Woke Up to Sound of Her ‘Stalker’ Kicking in Her Door. He Was Left in ‘Disbelief’ at What Was Waiting for Him on the Other Side. Today’s feel-good story. If she’d listened to Nanny Bloomberg she’d most likely be dead.

Holder Says Apple’s iPhone Encryption Will Thwart Child Abuse Investigations. It’s for the children! We wonder how far up his ass he had to reach to come up with this one?

CDC confirms first Ebola case diagnosed in US. Bingo!

Piers Morgan, Unfortunately, Has A New Job. On the bright side at least he’s still off TV.

Researchers discover inverse relationship between belief in science and belief in Global Warming. The researchers, and reporters at Scientific American, are twisting themselves into pretzels trying to explain why this is so. Occam’s Razor says go with the simplest explanation: the more people know about science, the less they believe in fairy tales.

Latest Climate Idiocy: Global Warming Created ISIS. We smoke two joints in the morning, we smoke two joints at night, we smoke two joints every day, just before we write.

REPORT: OBAMA HAS MISSED OVER HALF HIS SECOND-TERM DAILY INTEL BRIEFINGS. Way to go President AWOL. Miss over half of your daily briefings and then throw the intelligence community under the bus. Classy!