Category: News New Format

National Geographic says bird watching is racist. No, they don’t mean that kind of bird watching.

Obama: The Country Is Better Off, People Just Don’t Feel It. President Delusional.

Kid Looks Like a Genius with Matter-of-Fact Retort Why Common Core Math Problem 8 + 5 Doesn’t Add Up. We believe the correct answer is eleventy.

OBAMA BLAMES INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY FOR HIS OWN MILITARY FAILURES. Again, it’s not President Perfect’s fault. It’s never President Perfect’s fault.

OBAMA: ‘They Don’t Call Moscow’ When There’s Trouble In The World: Blowhard. Obama is as Obama does.

We need a new constitution: Here’s how we save American democracy from charlatans, loudmouths and the 1 percent. Apparently they plan to do this by repealing those protections granted by the 1st and 13th Amendments and replacing them with public funded fail and the sort of regulation that instead of keeping a check on business keeps the checks going to them, well them most favored ones anyway.

Muslim asks loaded question, then wishes she hadn’t. The woman who answers has a foreign accent but we wish she was president.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson descends into Dan Rather territory. For years he has attributed to George Bush the following words after 9/11:

“Our God is the God who named the stars.”

Trouble is, nobody else on Planet Earth ever heard Bush say that, nor can anyone document him saying it. Added to various other things Tyson seems to have made up, it makes you wonder if the Cosmos star has a dependable connection with reality. Tyson’s response:

“I have explicit memory of those words being spoken by the President… Odd that nobody seems to be able to find the quote anywhere.”

Odd indeed.

Ferguson Police Officer Shot in Arm Is a Male; Shooter Still at Large. So should the police start rioting and looting?

POLICE: BEHEADING A ‘TERROR EVENT‘. Uh oh! Obama and Holder are going to be pissed now.

NOAA: 1695 Low Max Records Broken or Tied From Sept 11 to Sept 20. One record broken by 25F. If these were heat records this is all you’d hear about for the next month. Crickets.

California’s Economic Recovery That Wasn’t. Evidently Obama’s summers of recovery aren’t working here either.

Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to ‘Come Forward’ and Submit Background Checks. We suppose all the cartel members will do the same? This guy must be in a contest for government moron of the year, where evidently there’s no shortage of contestants.

Feds Spent $300,000 Studying How to Ride Bikes. This is something almost any child can figure out in a few minutes. You get on and pedal your ass around town. Now send us our $300,000 please. Oh, you have to watch the slideshow.

Antarctic Sea Ice On Turbo-Steroids…Mutates To A Behemoth…Sets Quantum All-Time Record High Extent! And the hits to global warming just keep on coming!

OKLAHOMA BEHEADER LINKED TO AL QAEDA LEADER AWLAKI, BOSTON BOMBER’S MOSQUE. Meanwhile, the FBI finds no terrorist connection. Perhaps they should start reading Breitbart.

“At The Masjid (Mosque)Today For Jumar 9/5/2014 & Peforming Wudu!!!”

JON KARL TO WH: HOW YOU CAN CLAIM ‘CORE AL QAEDA’ DECIMATED WHEN YOU LAUNCH MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST THEM IN SYRIA? So much for Obama’s mission accomplished.

Bloomberg Can’t Find Enough Anti-Gun Candidates to Support. It appears Nanny Bloomberg’s anti-gun campaign is shovel-ready.

OKLAHOMA WOMAN BEHEADED BY MAN WHO TRIED TO ‘CONVERT CO-WORKERS TO ISLAM.’ Of course President Obama will say that religion had nothing to do with this.

New Cuban colognes honor Guevara and Chavez: Both the Guevara and Castro colognes are fresh, sharp and not so subtly totalitarian. Top notes include mint, rum and nuances of a boot stamping on a human face -forever. These quickly give way to heart notes of nutty almond mixed with equal parts of poverty and mass graves. The base is composed of musk, tobacco and genocide for dissidents, capitalists, Africans, Jews and homosexuals. Of the two Castro appears to have the greater longevity but Guevara can be described as more pungent, not unlike the smell coming from his short pants right before being sped along to his final reward.

US Homeland Security moves to tackle climate change risks. Well, the EPA and the State Deparment stuck their big noses into this crap pile, so why not DHS? Next week we supposed we can add the IRS, NSA and every other two-bit alphabet agency that wants to pile on.

Holder Backs Suit in New York Faulting Legal Service for Poor (Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye)– Justice for the poor? Great idea. Let’s get some of that for those whose lives were ended by a gun Eric Holder placed into their killer’s hand.

Man Allegedly Broke Into Trailer Home, Started Attacking Woman. Moments Later, theaActions of an 11-Year-Old Girl Had Him Fleeing the Scene.Today’s feelgood story.

According to KTUL, the children are in protective custody.

Sounds more to s like the crook needs protective custody.

Wasserman Schultz Repeats Republican Insults. At this point we’re beginning to wonder if little Debbie has some fetish about being smacked around before sex.

Rush Limbaugh: Holder May Be Resigning So Obama Can Nominate Him For Supreme Court. Now we’re going to have nightmares. Scary.