Category: News New Format

Idiotic: VA Training Manual Depicts Angry Veterans as Sesame Street Character. Well, this is all you veterans need to know about what the morons who run the VA think about you.

ISIS laptop reveals doomsday plan of weaponizing bubonic plague for mass death. Nothing to worry about, ISIS is just the Junior Varsity.

CNN’S RACE-BAIT BUMP ENDS; BACK TO WRESTLING MSNBC FOR LAST PLACE. Hey, at least they’re still ahead of Al Jazeera! Eleventy!

On the dismissal of the Chris McDaniel challenge in Mississippi. One more reason Mississippi is listed as the number one corrupt state.

Has Russia invaded Ukraine or not? It is a sign of the Obama administration’s foreign policy confusion, impotence, and dysfunction that we can’t get a straight answer to such a simple question. 1,000 troops accompanied by tanks is not an invasion, says the president, but merely a “continuation.” Continuation of what?

Poll: More Dems See Climate Change as a ‘Major Threat’ to the U.S. Than the Islamic State. Living proof brainwashing works.

RETIRED REPUBLICAN SENATOR LEADS EFFORT TO SMASH LOCAL TEA PARTY. What was his campaign slogan? Vote for Pruneface?

DOJ To Give Money From Bank Of America Settlement To Liberal Activist Groups. No corruption to see here, please move on now.

Heartache for lefties: Elizabeth Warren defends Israel at Massachusetts town hall. It appear’s she’s also 1/32 Jew. Her new name is FAUXCAHONTASTEIN.

Census figures show more than one-third of Americans receiving welfare benefits. It appears all those summers of recovery are really paying off.

Obama tamps down prospect of strikes in Syria. No policy? We offer the suggestion that Obama should drop planeloads of school lunches approved by Michelle. They’ll die from starvation in no time at all.

Here we go: federal judge strikes down ban on polygamy. Remember when people said legalizing gay marriage was a slippery slope? And the Gay Mafia ridiculed the notion? Well, turns out it was a slippery slope with a Slip ‘N Slide deployed on it that leads to the edge of a cliff over the Grand Canyon. Next up: legal marriage between a man and his pet cockatoo – you read it here first.

JIMMY CARTER TO HEADLINE FUNDRAISER FOR HAMAS FRONT GROUP. Rosalynn must have hit him in the head with a frying pan back in the day.

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Al Qaeda magazine hints of looming attack; urges bombing of Vegas, military targets. What blows up in Vegas stays in Vegas.

MAN UNICYCLES ACROSS CANADA FOR GLOBAL WARMING DURING RECORD-BREAKING COOL SUMMER. Our irony meter just blew up.

New York Times Says ‘No’ To Cuomo. Bad Democrat = No governorship.

Good news! (for real this time) There are now more Christians in China than Communist Party members:

“The number [of Christians] is undoubtedly in excess of a hundred million, far more than the 85 million members of the Communist Party.”

History repeats itself – something similar happened to the Roman Empire.

Obama’s rousing speech brings military vets to their feet. Just kidding. Actually, American Legion listeners sat on their hands, ignoring applause lines, and generally acting like someone was farting in the elevator.

Another classroom “Bless you” dictator. Assistant professor of chemistry Leon Gardner at the College of Coastal Georgia will reduce the final grade of any student who says “Bless you” after someone sneezes… up to 15% if they commit multiple infractions of his prohibition.

GLENN BECK RIPPED CONSERVATIVES WHILE TRYING TO GET CNN DEAL. In our opinion the headline should be GLENN BECK SELLS OUT.

Two legal guests tell CNN their Brown shooting audio might be a hoax. We thought about putting this up but it was from CNN and smelled like BS, which is redundant.

Justice Dept. Opens New Asylum Gate For Guatemalans. There must be a shortage of house cleaners in Washington, DC.

Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment, accused of lying. On the bright side, at least her hard drive didn’t disappear. (Yet).

Mitt Romney: I Won’t Run. GOOD!