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ABC rudely asks Phil Robertson, “Would you consider yourself a homophobe?” His answer: “I’m as much of a homophobe as Jesus was.”

The President with No ‘Strategy’ to Defeat ISIS Was Warned for Months About Rise of Terror. Well, you know, reading Golf Magazine on the throne every morning is MUCH more important than the daily briefing.

Video purportedly shows beheading of reporter Steven Sotloff by ISIS. Obama needs to REALLY punish ISIS. Not jut a drone launched missile now and then. Our prayers for family and friends.

CHRIS CHRISTIE REFUSES TO VISIT BORDER DURING MEXICO TRIP: ‘THIS IS SILLINESS.’ Just tell him there’s a taco truck at the border with 10 tacos for $1 then get out of the way.

Great news: Homeland Security can’t find 6,000 foreign nationals in US. We suggest they advertise a sale on C4 and see who shows up.

Eric Cantor joins Wall Street bank. The payoff.

What the United Nations doesn’t want you to know. The organization was designed and started by a communist, the person in charge of UN armed forces is always a communist, every single undersecretary-general of political and security council affairs since the UN’s founding has been a communist, and every single secretary-general plus every single assistant secretary-general has been a socialist/communist.

The ISIS map of the world. The black is their caliphate, all Christian and Jewish countries eliminated. It would be funny if we didn’t all suspect that Obama has a similar map in his head.

German forests full of radioactive wild boar. If we can teach these nasty critters to parachute and then push them out of a plane over ISIS territory… Hey, it’s a better idea than anything Obama has so far.

GERALDO RIVERA: SECOND AMENDMENT IS ‘BLIND AND STUPID.’ Was Jerry was looking in the mirror taking another selfie when he came up with that line?

VP Joe Biden speaks in Detroit on Labor Day. There’s a lot wrong with this picture.

Fox says: “Several hundred people, mostly union workers, crowded old Tiger Stadium to hear vice president Joe Biden speak Monday morning ahead of the organized labor’s annual parade. ”

It’s comedy gold that in a union town like Detroit that Joe could only get “several hundred” people to turn out. Tiger Stadium’s capacity is 52,416. We fail to see how “several hundred people” could be “crowded.” You gotta love Biden saying “The American people have not stopped dreaming.” Who’s he talking about? American citizens or the “dreamers they want to make legal?”

The Empire Strikes Back: Calif. Gov. Jerry Brown Files Appeal To Force Crappy Teachers On Poor Kids. Jerry returns the BJ the teacher’s union gave him during the last election.

Advice for foreigners on how Britons walk. For extra reference please see the video provided below.

Libyan militia uses vacated U.S. Embassy in Libya as swim club. Darn! We thought we were going to see some sexxy Libyan women in burquinis.

Pink Glocks? CA Lawmakers Target Makers of Toy Guns. Looks like the brain trust in Sacramento is incapable of figuring out that the first thing the crooks will do is start painting their guns bright colors thus rendering this law useless.

Atlantic City losing 2 casinos, 5K jobs in 3 days. The first result of the 2014 Summer of Recovery is in.

Ex-President Jimmy Carter says he still prays for peace in Middle East. Jimmy the Dhimmi.

Having solved all other problems, Obama to fix your dishwasher. Which means like everything else that Obama touches, dishwashers soon won’t be worth a damn.

Michael Sam out. Not out of the closet this time – out of the NFL because the St. Louis Rams cut him. As expected. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the LGBT community.

Misunderstanderers of Islam Threaten to Machine-Gun Ohio School and Bomb Chicago Police. Yes, it looks like the FBI is right, we have no domestic Muslim terrorist.

IRS Warns of Phone Scam In Which Fake IRS Demands Money, Threatens Arrest. The motto here is don’t steal the IRS hates competition.

Myth of arctic meltdown: Stunning satellite images show summer ice cap is thicker and covers 1.7million square kilometres MORE than 2 years ago…despite Al Gore’s prediction it would be ICE-FREE by now. First the Antarctic sets a recrd, now this. It appears we won’t be having BBQ Polar Bear on a stick anytime soon.

FBI National Domestic Threat Assessment Omits Islamist Terrorism. Evidently they never heard of Dearbornistan or Detroitistan. Someone please send them a map.

California passes creepy new “Dear Leader” education law. AB1912, passed earlier this month by the California Assembly 76-1, is “an opportunity for Obama to take his rightful place in California textbooks,” and will “make sure that future generations understand that the election of our nation’s first African American president was a historic step.”

Ouch: Harry Reid Just Received A Very Public Humiliation From His Own Alma Mater. Perhaps they should install an outhouse. We’d bet they’d raise the funds to put Harry Reid’s name on that in no time at all.