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UN agency returns rockets to Hamas. Yet more proof “you can’t fix stupid.”

Mosque leader arrested for trying to cut off man’s hand… in Philadelphia. Coming soon to a city near you.

NYTimes blames Bush for Biden’s illegal alien loopholes. It was Senator Biden who concocted the 2008 loophole that now prevents illegal alien children from non-contiguous countries from being immediately deported. Then in 2013 Congress added another loophole, championed by Vice President Biden, preventing women from being deported.

Donkey suicide bomb stopped by Israeli troops in Gaza. So why isn’t PETA complaining?

When a Father ‘Walked in’ and Saw What He Allegedly Was Doing With His Child, He Left Him Unconscious in a ‘Bloody Puddle’: ‘I Didn’t Proceed to Ask Him Any Questions.’ They should build a special prison and put this guy in charge of all the child molesters.

Obamas to spend rare weekend at Camp David retreat. Yes, retreat from the border crisis, Israel and the Putin/Ukraine/Malaysian Airlines plane shoot down. Nothing like avoiding reality and playing more golf.

Group Now Claims Obama Wasn’t Technically Fundraising For It On Day Of Malaysia Air Plane Crash. It’s only a fundraiser if we tell you it’s a fundraiser. If you don’t believe it, we’ll send the IRSS to convince you.

Omnitracs moving headquarters, 450 jobs, to KPMG Centre in downtown Dallas. Reality to Jerry Brown and Democrats! High taxes and onerous regulations are running tax paying businesses and their employees to Texas and elsewhere. Please come out of your comas before the entire state is on unemployment and welfare.

Obama inks massive $11 billion weapons deal with Qatar. Can we release terrorist leaders to Qatar then send them everything they could possibly need to commit acts of terrorism? Yes we can! Expect more airliners to be shot down.

Michelle Obama: I’m quitting French fries. Meanwhile, rumor has it the White House chef is stocking up on chocolate eclairs.

Harvard Professor Blames US FOREIGN POLICY For Downing Of Malaysia Airlines Plane. While everyone’s up in arms about this guy being anti-American we like what he said. What he said is this is Obama’s fault, which in our book is correct.

With nation’s school lunches fundamentally transformed, Michelle O eyes ‘talking shopping carts.’ With $30,000 shopping carts EVERYONE will be on a diet because the grocery stores will have to raise the price of groceries so high to pay for them no one will be able to afford to eat. Yet another think-fail.

‘It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy’: Obama makes only a 40-second mention of Malaysian plane crash feared to have killed Americans before his jokey 16-minute transport speech. It’s All About Me should be his entry song.

Repel the invasion. American citizens are riled up about illegal aliens, to say the least. One of our regular IHTM commenters emailed a list of protests taking place over the next two days, broken down by state. If you have some spare time and feel like having your voice heard…

Planned Parenthood sex ed tells young girls to poop on boyfriends. “There are so many different fetishes out there,” said the Planned Parenthood counselor to what she thought was a 15-year-old girl. “Like, some guys like for women to urinate on them, or, like, uh, what is it? Dec… uh, pooping basically! …for some people that’s completely normal and it can be really fun.”

What Happened at the State Dep’t Briefing After the Plane Crash in Ukraine Had Shepard Smith Disgustedly Calling It ‘Highly Inappropriate.’ Well it IS the State Department. Their attitude still seems to be; what difference does it make?

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All aboard the ‘death train’ for the USA: Extraordinary images of hundreds of Central Americans climbing on top of lethal cargo train ‘The Beast’ in attempt to reach Mexico-U.S. border. Dear Harry Reid and other boneheads. If the border is “closed” then why are all these people risking life and limb to head to the United States?

BREAKING: Malaysia Airlines Plane Shot Down Near Ukraine. Supposedly this was fired from a Buk missile launcher. The question is whose?

San Francisco set to approve blood donations from gay men. Political correctness elevated to a level where it endangers public safety. God forbid we should hurt anyone’s feelings by saying, “Your lifestyle is too dangerous to the public safety for us to want your blood.” Arthur Ashe is spinning in his grave.

Pathetic: White House Uses Michelle Obama Photo-Op To Remind Everyone She’s Black… It would appear that the White House believes that it’s time to stir things up and play divide and conquer.

Jay Carney cashes in. $100,000 for a speech from a weasel? You can see weasels at the zoo for a lot less, not to mention they’re cuter and never lie.

Federal Agents Arrest Gun-Carrying Illegal Immigrant: Come on, we should give this guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just found one of Eric Holder’s Fast and Furious guns and was trying to return it for a reward.

French transport engineers do it again. Remember when they bought a fleet of trains too wide for the train stations? Now Paris train stations have a bunch of escalators with steps to wide for the machinery. The term “French engineer” is becoming an oxymoron.

The woman who expected Obama to put gas in her car and pay her mortgage. Six years later, older and wiser now, she compares Barack Obama to the “little teeny teeny tiny man” behind the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.

Federal Judge Rules Death Penalty Unconstitutional in California. You can bet they’re twerking on death row at San Quentin Prison today.