FEDS TO OPEN $50 MILLION RESORT FOR ILLEGAL CHILDREN – Complete With Tennis Courts, Sauna & Pools. Meanwhile, many U.S. citizens that Obama could give a crap about continue to live in poverty.

UPDATE: Fox News just announced that this idea has been dropped due to the negative response. This again proves cockroaches don’t like the light.

The Feds Just Seized 40 Land Rovers Imported To The U.S. Thousands of illegal aliens. No problemo! A few questionably illegal Land Rovers? No mas!

UN burning indigenous people’s homes in Kenya to stop Global Warming. Just when you think the mass hysteria and insanity of the climate scam can’t get any worse…

CONFIRMED: Senate Republican Leaders Paid for Attacks Against Conservatives. Instead of RINOs we should start calling them Democans.

Is this seemingly bottomless pit a sign of the apocalypse? Nope. We at IHTM have figured out what this really is. It’s where all your tax dollars go.

http://youtu.be/AEDReT0WFpk

100 Kansas GOP endorse Democrat for governor. Evidently the RINOs in Kansas like having their horns up Democrat butt.

Washington Post: GOP Has 86% Chance To Win Senate. Providing the Republican brain-trust doesn’t shoot themselves in the foot, which they seem predisposed to do.

Chinese Hackers Extending Reach to Smaller U.S. Agencies, Officials Say. THIS is who Darrel Issa should get the IRS emails from.

What TSA Did to a D.C. Resident That ‘Makes You Wonder What’s Going on With Their Training and Their Policies.’ McDonald’s rejects.

California’s Low On Water? Time to Fine the Water Resources Board Not Its Citizens. Yet another indication that California is run by morons. Meanwhile, more housing is being built and more illegal aliens (who use water amazingly) are being brought in by the thousands.

Bowe Bergdahl in line for tax-free $350,000 lump sum. Unless the Army decides he was a deserter. Trouble is, either Bergdahl is declared a hero or Obama looks like an idiot so guess which way the Army investigation will go.

Congress Rebukes SEC Investigation into Insider Trading: Apparently people in Congress, and those working for people in Congress, are up to the old trick of making money off of stock market fluctuations brought about by legislative intervention. Now there are two ways to deal with this problem. The first is to regulate the system and hope there is a full two week period in which no bypass to the regulation is formulated. The second is to cure the disease of business in politics by curing the even greater disease of politics in business. Fortunately there is no additional legislation needed for that cure. The founders provided it for us in Section Eight of Article One and all that is now required of us is to observe it. (H/T PoppaJoe49, thanks!)

Thomaston Man Arrested After Stabbing Watermelon: Cops. Look! Watermelons are people, too!

7 Hezbollah members killed in battle with Islamists on Lebanon border. This is what is referred to as a win-win situation.

Archie to be shot dead while saving gay best friend who called for gun control. If Riverdale wasn’t run by liberals Archie could have had a concealed carry permit and blew the shooter away. Besides, who reads Archie anymore? Like 10 people?

What the Mayor of the Host City for the Next Republican National Convention Wants to Do With Guns. If the RINOs Republicans want any chance of winning the next election they should cancel Cleveland over this and make a production out of spending their money in friendly territory.

SEIU membership in Michigan drops 80% after home care givers allowed a choice. Proving once again: if given an informed choice, nobody in their right mind would join a union.

Bowe Bergdahl returning to active duty this week. What an amazingly fast brainwashing recovery! Those CIA Army brainwashers doctors are sure something!

Taliban fighters offer advice to ISIS: “Avoid extremism,” say the Islamic thugs who turned Afghanistan into Muslim-extremist hell.

Hamas rocket takes out line that carries electricity into Gaza. Netanyahu tells electric company, “Don’t bother fixing it.”

Candidate scraps shotgun-blast ad against Congress. According to liberal thinking this man should immediately have his firearms confiscated, be arrested for making terrorist threats and sent to a psychiatric ward on a 72 hour hold for observation. But being a Democrat he gets a pass.

Holder Expresses Concern About Terrorist Bomb Makers. Oh look! Someone finally figured out American veterans aren’t the real problem here.

Play it again, Vlad! Putin delights Argentinian President with his accordion skills on visit to South American nation on eve of World Cup final. Perhaps Putin and Kerry should form a duet. Maybe they can get Jimmy Carter to play the banjo and make it a trio.

34 killed in militants’ raid on alleged brothel in Baghdad. The message they left? “This is the fate of any prostitution.” Congress better be happy these guys aren’t in Washington, DC.

Bob Beckel Fox News: ‘Chinamen’ are ‘single biggest threat to national security.’ You can bet if Bob was on MSNBC or CNN not a word would have been uttered about this. Democratic state Sen. Ted Lieu wants him to resign. Evidently this bonehead is more concerned about Beckel using the term “Chinamen” than he is about everything in the country getting hacked.