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Bigot Ellen Page confronts Ted Cruz over his refusal to embrace her intolerance: We don’t think that went the way she thought it was going to.

Decorated special forces sergeant kicked out of Army for confronting Afghan child rapist. The Pentagon has become so laced with poisonous Obama progressives, they’re utterly ruining the American military.

Stocks Slammed for Second-Straight Session on Global-Growth Worries. The bawking chickens are coming home to roost and there’s so many bawking chickens the roost is collapsing. Two day loss is -889. Oil is below $40, too. Which poses the question why the bawk is gas in California still over $3.00 per gallon?

University of Wisconsin official thinks shoplifting not a crime. This man, who supposedly has a law degree and once worked for the District Attorney, thinks the police should ignore shoplifters so as to avoid “over polic[ing] our children.”

CNN: Trump is the Strongman We Don’t Need. We can only assume that it isn’t strongmen that CNN objects to so much as it is straw strongmen that they happen not to like. They have certainly had few issues over the last several years with a man who has been the closest thing America has had to a strongman since FDR. A man who ignores the laws of the legislative branch, who defies the Constitution’s abolition of imperial powers, who rules by fiat and in general acts as though this country were his France of 1700 and he its Louis VIV.

Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Pay Interns, Wants Companies to Pay Interns (Might Even Force Them) There HRC goes again. Assuming that her severs should be treated differently from everybody else’s.

Hillary Clinton and Professionals Left Feign Outrage Over Term “Anchor Babies”…. Funny they don’t have any outrage over Planned Parent Hoods killed-sliced-and diced babies, yet they worry about illegal babies.

Professor says faster-than-light warp speed physically possible. All we need is some “materials with a negative density energy.” That’s all we need.

You Can Now Review and Receive Responses from TSA on Yelp: Yelp. The most common response given when your friendly neighborhood TSA Agent decides to get to the bottom of things.

Bernie Sanders Used Campaign Donations to Pay Family Members Over $150,000 That is one way to redistribute the wealth. H/T Not so silent.

BREAKING: Newest Planned Parenthood Vid So Gut-Wrenching Rush Goes Silent. This is barbaric.

Iran will inspect its own nuclear work site. It’s official—we live in the Bizarro World: “Iran will be allowed to use its own inspectors to investigate a site it has been accused of using to develop nuclear arms, operating under a secret agreement with the U.N. agency that normally carries out such work.”

Shades of Rachel Dolezal. Turns out Shaun King, Black Lives Matter organizer and Daily Kos “justice correspondent,” who claims he is biracial and suffered racist abuse from “resident rednecks of my school” as a boy, is just another white liberal trying to make a living in the grievance business.

Hillary staking claim as dumbest presidential candidate. EVER.

Fox News reporter: “You were the official in charge. Did you wipe the server?”

Hillary Clinton: “Like with a cloth or something?”

‘Don’t vote for Hillary,’ Gloucester Twp. woman asks in obit. Well, the Democrats reach out from the grave and vote all the time so why can’t a conservative reach out and tell you not to vote for Cankles? RIP. We’ll be happy to grant your last wish.

Best tag team in the world. While Barack Obama was driving coal companies toward bankruptcy, George Soros was taking advantage by purchasing coal company stocks on the cheap.

Mine owner: EPA record of toxic dumping dates back to 2005. They should change to Environmental Pollution Agency. Creating prollution where none existed before.

Do Governor Brown’s Black Balls Actually Increase Water Loss In California Reservoirs? More touchy-feely science from Moonbeam.

Slim Fast has donated $6 million to Hillary Clinton. Evidently Chipotle’s food counteracts Slim Fast.

Probe of Clinton’s server could find more than just emails. This is getting to be Hill-alarious.

IHTM FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT: Blatant corruption in the Senate. Hey, wait, this corruption is in Canada’s Senate. It’s universal. And when I say universal I mean that when we finally contact life somewhere else in the universe, we’ll find out that its government is corrupt, too. IHTM readers can follow our foreign travels at JimandJamie.com.

Poll: 2% of Americans Believe Hillary Clinton. So 2% of the population are below moron status?

‘Bama sorority recruitment video worse for women than Donald Trump: Lots of things are worse for women than Donald Trump. For example there is Shariah Law, 90 percent of the music videos that have ever aired on BET and saying no to the sexual advances of Bill Clinton.

Ten years after Katrina, Brad Pitt’s “ecologically sustainable” relief homes are rotting. That’s just the ones he managed to get built. 27% of the homes he promised are still waiting for financing because once Katrina was old news (i.e., George Bush was no longer president), Hollywood lost interest.

Feminist author Naomi Klein sees rising racism and blames it on… Global Warming—it was that or men, we knew that before she opened her mouth.