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Fitting Irony – Maya Angelou USPS Stamp Features Stolen Quote Not Actually Hers…. The Obama administration does’t speak because it has the truth, it speaks because it has propaganda.

HARRY REID SAYS HE’S BLIND IN HIS RIGHT EYE. He’s been blind in his right eye for decades as evidenced by the fact he only goes left.

Judge Denies Federal Government’s Request to Lift Hold on Obama’s Immigration Action. Judge wrote the federal government misled the court, added that there is “no pressing, emergent need for this program.” But…but…Hilary…but….but……voters.

Exclusive: New Ted Cruz Super-PACS Take in Record Haul. $31 million in less than one week. We’d love to see Karl Rove’s meltdown.

Ships await rescue for days in Lake Superior ice. Global warming, the gift that keeps on giving.

Good news for rest of us. Turkey’s Directorate of Religious Affairs issued a fatwa allowing Muslims to use toilet paper. You do not want to know what they’ve been doing prior to this (i.e., rule number 9).

Ready for Hillary Fire Sale: 50% Off Champagne Glasses. Mason Jars? Looks like she’s going for the Hill-Billy vote.

 

Hitler Reacts To Religious Freedom Laws. Uh oh. Hitler’s going to send out the Gaystapo.

BIGOTS! NATIVE AMERICANS BAN SAME-SEX MARRIAGE!  Looks like Running Bare and Horny Buck will have to keep shacking up. Meanwhile…..where’s Tim Cook?

BRRRRRRT: Amazing Facts About America’s Favorite Plane. The A-10 Warthog. [VIDEOS]. How would you like to see this coming at you firing 30mm depleted uranium rounds at a rate of 4,200 per minute?

KILL IT IN THE CRIB: BUSHWORLD ATTACKS RAND ON EVE OF LAUNCH. Heb’s grande amigo señior Rove is off to a good start.

Rand to Run! Stand with Rand?

UN Climate Chief: We Should ‘Make Every Effort’ To Reduce Population Increases. OK how about we start at the UN?

Going to another base to report bad behavior? Hahahahahahhahahahhahah! So much for that theory.

6.9 million multiple voters in 28 states, report finds. No wonder the Democrats don’t like voter ID cards. This is probably why Obama won twice.

Did Harry Reid’s brother beat the snot out of him? Fighting over kickbacks possibly?

University of Virginia Fraternity to Sue Rolling Stone for Made Up Rape Story. Time to find out if lying for an agenda is OK with the law. If the fraternity wins this could have bad results for the MSM and politicians.

Washington’s communist governor flies Red Chinese flag outside capitol. Patriots aided by state trooper promptly lower it.

Mindy’s brother got into med school by pretending to be African-American. The same undergraduate transcript that was considered too low for an Asian Indian-American had Ivy League universities recruiting him when they thought he was black.

GABBY GIFFORDS’ GUN CONTROL GROUP: FIGHT TERRORISM WITH GUN CONTROL. Hey NASA, can you send these two boobs to the space station with Mark’s twin brother for a year, too?

Apple’s Tim Cook Has 5x as Many Stores in Tehran as in Indiana. It appear’s Timmy’s been cooking the hypocrisy books. Funny we haven’t seen any gays executed in Indiana. Iran and Indiana both start with an “I,” perhaps he’s dyslexic.

Indicted Democrat Senator Robert Menendez Plays the Race Card. Perhaps he should claim he’s Jeb Bush’s brother.

Jeb Bush’s Deep Ties to Hispanics Show Even in Voter Form. Pedrohauntas?

Non-citizens in New York City could soon be given the “right” to vote: Let the disenfranchisement of the citizens begin.

WH Statement on Kenya Terror Attack Fails to Mention Christians Were Singled Out. Good thing it wasn’t Muslims that were singled out. Obama would have given a three day speech and sent Eric Holder to Kenya.