Category: News New Format

FBI admits having all registered motorcycle owners on classified gang list. Since there are approximately twelve million registered motorcycles in the U.S., wouldn’t that list be so broad it’s useless? This was a fake website, sorry. When I figure out how to blame this on CO2, I’ll let you know.

Solar-rational: Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey plans to cut down 18,000 trees so they can build a “green energy” solar farm to power the amusement park.

Pathetic: Bergdahl Intended to Walk to Nearest Army Base to Report Wrongdoing, or Something. If he really wanted Obama’s backing he should have said he was off to start a Muslim outreach program.

COVER UP: Subpoena Issued After Obama’s EPA Chief Caught in HUGE Violation of Federal Law. Text? We don’t gotta show you no stinkin’ text!

CONGRESSWOMAN CLAIMS CLIMATE CHANGE WILL TURN WOMEN INTO PROSTITUTES. Will force women into trading sex for food? Well, if it does she won’t live very long.

Obama Lawyers Afraid to Go to Court on Email Scandal. Also known as covering up the cover up.

Dumb Dem Rep Passing Out ‘Get Out of Deportation FREE!’ Cards to Illegal Aliens. Another pendejo that should be in jail.

Trey Gowdy: Hillary Clinton wiped her server clean. Another day another felony. This conniving c*nt needs to be in jail, not the White House.

Middle East according to Obama’s former ambassador to Iraq:

“We’re in a goddamn free fall here!”

Chillax, Ambassador, the president has things well in hand, just ask him.

Did You Know that John Kerry’s Daughter is Married to an Iranian? Meet Princess Heinze-Ketchup Secretariat. She does indeed look like Secretariat, the horse or the Secretary of State, take your pick. Must have been on helluva dowry.

Not Surprised! Germanwings Co-Pilot Was Muslim Convert. Interesting if true.

Alleged Screenshot of Lubitz’ Facebook Page.

Obama does sit-down interview with founder of Vice.com. Yep, you betcha, the President of the U.S. of A., who shuns Fox News like it’s a colony of lepers, sat down for a convivial chat about climate change with a guy who filmed himself having sex with a Japanese doll.

25 Mind Boggling Facts About the SR-71. #12 Made Me Wince. [VIDEO] A break from snark for this bad-ass plane. Much more at the link.

Sen. Harry Reid Announces His Retirement and Will Not Seek Reelection in 2016. Getting rid of Barbara Boxer, Obama and Harry Reid in 2016? Priceless!

Susan Sarandon Wants Andrew Jackson Replaced with a Woman on the $20 Bill

Why is former U.S. President Andrew Jackson still on the $20 bill, as opposed to suitable candidates like Rosa Parks, Betty Friedan, or Sojourner Truth?

If for no other reason Jackson deserves to be on the $20 bill because he ended the 2nd Bank of the United States in much the same way that the Federal Reserve should be ended now. But that isn’t to say that we aren’t entirely unsympathetic to the moonbat’s point of view. But instead let’s kick that arch-scoundrel, monarchist, mercantalist Alexander Hamilton off the ten note and replace him with Rosa Parks, Sojourner Truth or Ayn Rand.

MSNBC apologizes for insulting country music. This was a wasted apology—we’re pretty sure the number of people who listen to both country music and MSNBC is less than one.

New York Times worried about Bergdahl getting a job:

“Another question is whether the Army will give Sergeant Bergdahl an honorable discharge if he is found guilty of desertion. For members of the military, an honorable discharge is no small matter, and not getting one can hinder not only a veteran’s job prospects, but the entirety of how a service member looks back on his or her career.”

DEA agents had cartel-funded ‘sex parties’ in Colombia, and other shocking revelations from a new report. Oh what the hell, at least they weren’t playing golf every other day or taking extravagant vacations.

Cambodia’s prime minister not impressed by Michelle. Welcome to the club, dude. Just keep her away from your lunches and consider yourself lucky.

AP Exclusive: US may allow Iran to run centrifuges at fortified site: When it comes to reactionary Islamic regimes seeking the bomb in order to bring about another holocaust Barack Obama doesn’t negotiate with terrorists. He negotiates for them.

US Declassifies Document Revealing Israel’s Nuclear Program: So long as Israel maintained a plausible deniability when it came to the bomb Iran could not claim their pursuit of the device was just to correct a defense disparity. Obama has given the Iranians a valuable bargaining chip in their quest for genocide of the Jews. Can there be any question as to why he has done this?

New O’Keefe Video: Cornell Dean Advises on Starting ISIS Club: Is it possible that this guy doesn’t know that when the undercover Project Veritas journalist mentions the Islamic State Iraq and Syria he is referring to ISIS? Hardly, you have to smart to work at Cornell!

Dem Rep. Tries to Park Car, Fails Miserably. How She Left It Suggests She Had No Idea She Was on Video. It looks to us like she may have stopped off at the local dive bar for a tuneup before work.

Josh Earnest Couldn’t Even Convince an MSNBC Panel to Believe What He Was Saying on Live TV. Pretty sad when you can’t BS anyone at MSNBC. We think they should name Harf, Pataki and Earnest the Three Stooges.

https://youtu.be/S6IjUTPlM9c

Jen Psaki on Bergdahl: Of course it was worth swapping a deserter for five Taliban killers. Look! Our country is blessed with another “genius.” Wanna bet she pays $500 for $100 of groceries?

https://youtu.be/otCwipzn3jo