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Murderer of Four in North Carolina Was a Drug User, Gang Member and an Obama “Dreamer.” One “Dreamer” for 4 citizens. One “deserter” for 5 Taliban. See a pattern here?

‘That’s fantastic’: As Middle East Implodes, Obama Heads to Florida for Golf Vacation. Golfing and tweeting, the Obama way to fight a war.

The man who murdered everybody aboard Flight 4U9525: Screams as passengers realised in final seconds co-pilot was deliberately flying them into mountain after locking captain out of cockpit. Andrea Lubitz. Perhaps he was a white Muslim?

*Black box voice recorder reveals chilling final moments of Airbus A320
*Co-pilot heard breathing calmly as he smashed jet into Alps at 400mph
*Prosecutor: ‘The intention was to destroy the plane. Death was instant’
*Co-pilot was named today as 28-year-old German Andreas Günter Lubitz
*Prosecutor says he does not believe disaster was suicide or terrorism
*Airline CEO: ‘If one person kills 149 people with him, it is not suicide

Report: France jet audio shows pilot locked out of cockpit. Guess what? This is beginning to sound like…um…deliberate.

Nebraska state senator compares American police to ISIS, threatens to shoot a cop. Something tells me there will be a slow response the next time he calls 911.

“Yeah, Car 54, we got a burglary in process about a block from your location but go ahead and finish that cup of coffee. Might as well drink it while it’s hot, right? And have a doughnut while you’re at it.”

Physicists predict “imminent collapse” of universe. That’s the bad news. The good news is, “imminent” for physicists means “a few tens of billions of years” from now—so far in the future IHTM can’t even predict which Clinton will be running against which Bush.

Could Ted Cruz Pull a Barack Obama? Not likely. You can’t very well destroy the country twice.

Jeb’s Talk Radio Problem:

Forget Meerkat and Snapchat. For the GOP front-runner, the medium that matters was invented in 1895.

If only Politico contributor Michael Kruse were smart enough to know that what was invented in 1895 was not talk radio but rather the transmission of data over electromagnetic waves (which incidentally proves useful to Meerkat, Snapchat and a lot of other things you do on a mobile device) he could have avoided writing an embarrassingly incorrect sentence that is, even more embarrassingly, the high-water mark of the article.

LA CONSIDERS MINIMUM WAGE INCREASE: $15.25 BY 2019. Libtards folliwing the ‘great success’ of MWI’s in Oakland and Seattle.

Harry Reid, Senior DHS Official Implicated in Scheme to Approve Visas for Non-Qualified Foreigners. Sorry we’re not getting excited. One-Eyed Harry will escape unscathed? Why you ask? Well, Obama let’s in tens of thousands of illegal aliens in and the GOP bobble heads merely not their heads in silent approval.

Another “dark money scandal” hits, this time for Scott Walker. Oppo researcher’s blinders evidently won’t let them see about all that foreign money going into the Clinton Foundation.

Jeb Bush: James “F**k The Jews” Baker Wasn’t Speaking For Me. Plausible deniability.

House Introduces Bill to Repeal the Patriot Act. Fat chance it gets passed in the Senate and if it does Obama will veto it.

Report: Israel spied on nuclear talks with Iran. The nerve of these Jews refusing to be complicit in their own genocide. Have they no shame?

Speaking of poop… The U.S. Park Service is thinking of hiring dogs to drive off the nasty hordes of defecating Canada geese that foul the National Mall. This is either about hygiene and aesthetics, or about politicians in D.C. resenting the competition.

Obama: Words ONLY Matter If The Speaker Is Jewish-Don’t Matter When Ayatollah Speaks. Evidently the Ayatollah had both hands behind his back with his fingers crossed when he called for the death of America.

Planet Fitness Hit With Lawsuit Over Claims Of Hostile Environment For Women And Children. No hot dogging it in the locker room.

WHOOPI THE BIRTHER: Whoopi Wants to See Cruz’s Birth Certificate, But Not Obama’s. So let’s see. If it’s a half black and half white guy there’s no need to see the birth certifacate. If it’s a half Hispanic and half white guy we need to go on the birth certificate witch hunt. Prejudiced much?

https://youtu.be/Gk9iK8m65OI

Here’s Whoopi going off on Trump about Obama’s birth certificate.

NYC Board of Health’s new, stricter rules for day cares limit how much juice kids can drink, cut ‘sedentary’ time. Meet the new nanny, same as the old nanny.

Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation from journalists. After taking no questions—and joking about email scandal—at “Excellence in Journalism” event.

NPR editor shocked—shocked!—that evangelical Christians support Israel. Where do NPR people live, in caves? cut off from all contact with regular Americans?

Noted Global Warming Skeptic Gets His Twitter Account Suspended. First Steven Goddard and now this guy. Looks like the commiecrats at Twitter are starting a good old communist purge. To the Cyber Gulag with you! ISIS supporters on Twitter evidently need have no worries.

​Scientists Want to Mine Our Poop for Gold. The Democrats are on this idea like flies on shit. They figure they’ll make extra money selling all those polished turds they have. Goldfinger on the other hand is not happy about having to change his name to Stinkfinger.

Liberal Alan Dershowitz: Ted Cruz Was Among the Smartest Students I’ve Ever Taught. Meanwhile, everyone’s still waiting for Obama’s college transcripts.

TREY GOWDY: Hillary must turn over her illegal email server or “face the full powers of the House.” Really? A bottle of Kaboom has more power then the House clown circus does these days.