Category: News New Format

POLICE: NO EVIDENCE OF ROLLING STONE’S UVA ‘RAPE,’ ACCUSER REFUSED TO COOPERATE. We hope this fraternity runs over Rolling Stone Magazine, et al, like, well, a rolling boulder.

Rep. Peter King Appears on CNN, Blasts Ted Cruz, Then Threatens to Do This if He Gets GOP Nomination. “So, to me, he is just a guy with a big mouth and no results.” We hear rumor King is considering starring in the remake of Jaws titled Jaws Rino – Under Obama’s Desk.

Surprise: SCOTUS upholds Wisconsin voter-ID law. Those in Wisconsin who vote early and vote often will have to move to Chicago and form a coalition with the dead voters there.

ABC Immediately Attacks Cruz Candidacy.  Per the pundits at ABC (American Bonehead Corporation) Obama not being “the most popular guy in the room” and not having “been around the block” is perfectly OK. But as far as Ted Cruz is concerned:

ABC then segued to an even more personal attack, writing, “ He’s Not Always The Most Popular Guy In The Room,” and slamming him for not having “Been Around the Block.”

Hypocrite much?

US has 4th Largest Number of ISIS Supporters on Twitter… Meanwhile the twits at Twitter have the audacity and unmitigated hubris to suspend the accounts of climate deniers. We suppose the anti-Muslim Jews will be next in the suspension block?

Pachauri vs the Police. Sounds like his old job at the IPCC to us.

“But police recently told a judge that Pachauri has been “influencing witnesses” and “hampering investigations.” According to the Economic Times, police say Pachauri is “creating documents” for his defence and [is] still in touch with Teri officials who “at the behest of Pachauri are not co-operating” with the police.’

‘BOSTON GLOBE’ RUNS FOUR SUNDAY OP-EDS DEMANDING WARREN RUN AGAINST HILLARY. Ready for Faux-Cahontas? Chief Co2 smell desperation.

The effects of Oakland’s 36 percent minimum wage increase on March 2 provide a forecast of what Seattle can expect. Yes comrades! In Oaklandistan everyone is equal! All are unemployed! Is Glorious!

Black brunch protesters stunned as angry diners fight back, push them out.  About time people got tired of this shit. Some day these boneheads will realize they piss off more people about their cause than they’ll ever attract to it.

STAY SECRETIVE MY FRIENDS.

https://youtu.be/CvHGDSCvi00

MSNBC PANEL WANTS STARBUCKS TO WRITE ‘WHITE SUPREMACY IS THE ORGANIZING PRINCIPLE OF AMERICA’ ON CUPS. Ron White had to have been talking about MSNBC when he said “you can’t fix stupid.”

STUMPED: Marie Harf Just Can’t Think Of Any Mistakes She’s Made. Let’s Help Her Out, Shall We? We’d love to see her on Family Feud.

Self-portraits under the influence of LSD. Clockwise from upper left, 45 minutes after taking LSD, when effects were just starting—to bottom left, nine and a half hours after taking LSD, when the effects were ending.

New Orleans Mad Man With Machete Dies – Investigators Find Molotov Cocktails In Bag… Richard White wasn’t white. He also apparently doesn’t fit the media narrative of a terrorist poster boy who’s a white, Christian, Republican Tea Party member. He used an assault machete, which doesn’t seem to get the media going, nor does wasp spray or a bag of Molotov cocktails. Had he been all this, the talking heads at CNN and MSNBC would have been spinning this 24 x 7 for days on end and analyzing every aspect of this guys’ life.

STARBUCKS BARISTAS STOP WRITING ‘RACE TOGETHER’ ON COFFEE CUPS. Ummm…maybe this wasn’t such a great idea after all. Especially now that we’ve been busted for our mainly white board of directors and lack of shops in minority areas.

Austin “EXCLUSIVELY FOR WHITE PEOPLE” stickers placed by Hispanic lawyer. Apparently he was trying to make a political statement about too many white people moving into his neighborhood. So all that commotion from Democrat politicians about racist white people and all those threats to prosecute? Never mind.

Veteran Freezes To Death After VA Hospital Turns Him Away.  When is someone going to start charging these morons for murder or manslaughter at least?

Khamenei calls ‘Death to America’ as Kerry hails progress on nuke deal. Anyone check Kerry lately to make certain he isn’t braindead?

US Spec Ops Evacuating Yemen, Obama Speaking from Fantasy Island Called Yemen His Success. De surrender! De surrender!

Mark Steyn: “Everybody in the Middle East despises this president.” With all due respect to Mr. Steyn, we’re pretty sure Iran, Hamas, and Hezbollah love President Obama… love him like he’s their BFF.

If you thought the Starbucks ‘race’ campaign couldn’t get worse, you were wrong: Photo of exec team says it ALL. Next time you’re at a Starbucks, ask for their new Seattle Hypocrisy Blend with white sprinkles. Buehler-Sharpton? Buehler-Sharpton?

Michelle Obama Sending Government Monitors To Weigh Children In Daycare. We hear Mooch weighs herself every time they drive by a truck scale.

49 State Legal, Handheld Flamethrower is About to Hit the Market [VIDEO]. Of course you can’t have this in California, where everything is illegal including much of the population. This should drive the ATF nuts.

https://youtu.be/v2iD9iNfh0U

Take the ‘Race Relations Reality Check’ Quiz That Starbucks Is Now Seemingly Handing Out. This must come with their new Minority Mocha flavored coffee.

Rapper Pharrell Williams addresses UN General Assembly on climate change. Because that is the state of Global Warming science, folks. ‘Nuff said.