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Chris Hayes: Global Warming Is the ‘Single Most Important Thing We Face’ It seems Hayes didn’t get the memo that there is no experimental verification of “climate change”, the computer models have been consistently wrong and the books have been cooked by experts frustrated that the facts don’t fit their theories. Either that or he is so invested in the deceit that to back out now would be almost as embarrassing as ratings.

Tighter online controls in China point to wider clampdown Apparently Beijing has been given the responsibility of beta testing the new Obama Internet regulations.

Minnesota Newspaper Calls Obama An “Assclown” Over Selfies Schtick… If the assclown fits, wear it.

Sally Kohn: We Shouldn’t Bomb ISIS Because That’s What They Want Us To Do — And The Bible Tells Us Not To. Dumb brunette of the day who’s evidently competing with the dumb blonde of the day.

Michelle Obama Plans Spring Break In Japan With Sasha And Malia. More millions down the vacation tube.

[Listen] Audio Surfaces Of Micahel Bloomberg’s Attempts To Ban Minorities From Owning Guns. Whoopsie. Looks like this one slipped out.

THE LIST: 32 LIES AND DISPUTED STORIES NBC NEWS LET BRIAN WILLIAMS TELL FOR A DECADE. We won’t be a bit surprised if they find more.

‘Protest Mob’ Descends Upon Gov. Scott Walker’s Personal Home — but Guess Who’s Apparently Living There. What a bunch of maroons.

State Dept. Spokeswoman On ISIS: ‘We Cannot Win This War By Killing Them’. This woman is giving dumb blondes a bad name.

BREAKING: Here’s The Judge Who Just Said ‘No’ To Obama’s Amnesty, ‘Yes’ To The Constitution.  Obama heard saying “no comprende’ constitution.”

Scott Walker surges to the front of 2016 polls in early primary states Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina. We’re not the only ones who are sick and tired of RINOs.

Even the left has decided Obama sucks. The Brookings Institute, a leftwing think tank, surveyed presidential scholars—academics—and by a three to one margin they think Barack Obama is the worst president ever. (That rebel yell you hear—”Hurrah! I’m number two!”—is coming from Plains, Georgia.)

115-year-old woman reveals secret of longevity: “Three raw eggs per day and no husband.”

Venezuela’s No. 1 for misery, and it’s getting worse. Next time somebody tells you communism is number one agree with them and point out Venezuela.

Bloomberg: Don’t Distribute The Footage Where I Said Let’s Take Guns Away From Minorities. We wonder how all the minorities in the Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy and Coast Guard feel about this racist twit. Not to mention all the minority members of Congress and our minority president.

President’s Day Twitter Takeover: #ILoveObama Gets Hijacked And The Results Are Hilarious. We’d bet Twitter’s been suspending accounts over this one.

Obama Depicted As Rape Suspect In Local News Broadcast. If the shoe fits!

HOWARD DEAN ADMITS: The Left is Scared of Scott Walker. No shit Sherlock. Now the maroon RINO’s like Karl Rove would get a clue we’d have something.

CNN Anchor: ‘Our Rights Come From Man’ We hate to trot out the well worn phrases but all the same here it goes. If we assume that rights are imparted by the will of the state then we’ve permitted that state the authority to abort them. And abort them it will. In the 19ths century the thinking that rights come from man allowed for the institution of slavery. In the 20th century it brought about the Holocaust. And while we don’t know what the specific consequences will be in the 21st Century we do know that they will have a tireless champion in crypto fascists like Chris Cuomo.

Is Rand Paul a Racist for Opposing Loretta Lynch? If wanting to end programs that hurt black people by taking their stuff and making it harder for them to be successes in this country makes one racist then it certainly seems as though Rand is guilty as charged.

Scarborough: Like Radical Islam, ‘Ultrafundamentalist’ Christianity Could Also Lead to Violence. And so continues the false equivalence between “Radical” Islam and “Fundamentalist” Christianity. This incorrect premise largely results from an obfuscation of terms. Islamists acting like Mohamed are not radicals. They may be called reactionaries, they may be called fundamentalists and the may be called orthodox. But they are not radicals. They are the ones practicing their religion in the manner intended by the man who created it and in the manner that he himself practiced it. On the other hand Christians given to violence in the spreading of religion (which me must assume could happen, as those making this argument have no contemporary examples through which to maintain their comparison) are not Christians at all. Given this it is easy to see that Slow Joe Scarborough is not just wrong, he is as wrong as he could possibly be.

Aggressive HIV strain identified in Cuba, develops into full-blown AIDS within three years. Good thing they have the best health care system on the planet.

Obama: making history for six years now. When you see all the historic firsts of the Obama presidency put together in one list, it’s rather frightening.

Marvel Comics makes Thor female. You can’t even read a comic book nowadays without getting slapped in the face with gender reassignment.

Bill’s libido threatens to derail Hillary — again Quick, somebody distract the people with more sex abuse allegations against Bill Cosby. Because, Democrat privilege.