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Obama Bans Common AR-15 Ammo – Third Gun Control Executive Order This Year. Of course Congress will just sit on their thumbs and pivot.

The Dealer Wanted $4,400 To Fix His Hybrid. He Did It Himself For $7. See what a ripoff hybrids are. At least they didn’t tell him he needed new dilithuim crystals for $50k.

Pursuing irrelevance, Senate Democrats become pod people. While blocking any effort to stop illegal amnesty—even though they claim to hate it—and while stalling and sidestepping the issue of authorizing war against ISIS, by golly they’re all over the frightening threat of household detergent pods.

Cornell students erupt over health care fee. Other people’s money is always a good idea until you’re the other people.

‘I Know Nothing!’ Hispanic Caucus Member Didn’t Know That Illegals Will Receive Tax Refunds. Looks like Gutierrez had turned into Sargent Schultz.

Elizabeth Warren Won’t Back Rand Paul’s Audit the Fed Bill: It looks like faux populist Elizabeth Warren is on a roll. A payroll that is.

Chapel Hill Victim’s Sister: ‘Insulting and Outrageous’ to Call Shooting ‘Parking Dispute’ Of course it wasn’t his militant atheism. Militant atheism is the new religion of peace.

‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ $8.6M Thursday Night Preview Racks Up Records: Gives a whole new meaning to the term “chick flick”.

Confirmed: Embattled Governor to Resign Momentarily. Next stop – jail?

Time Inc.’s fourth-quarter results leave investors skeptical. We suggest they hire Brian Wilson and rename it I Remember the Time.

Look At Where Democrats Want To Take Free Speech. Looks like Adolph Feinstein not only wants gun control now she wants speech control, too.

He was there the night the Berlin Wall came down, too. Just when you think Brian Williams is finally out of the headlines, another whopper comes to light. We figure it’s only a matter of time before Williams and Al Gore come to blows over the issue of who invented the Internet.

ISIS Beheads Deputy Police Chief For Smoking. We hear rumor Nanny Bloomberg likes this idea.

Senator to Loretta Lynch: Why Did No One Go to Jail for Laundering Money to Terrorists? They must be big donors to the Democrats would be our answer. They should ask Holder and Obama about this, too.

Another ‘settled science’ topic is not so settled after all – Big Bang theory questioned. Yet another shock to the settled science community. We’ll blame it on Bush.

It’s Too Cold To Protest Global Warming At Yale. We suggest they all send money to Al Gore and watch the temperature rise to 85 and melt the snow immediately.

MEDIA GO COLLECTIVELY INSANE OVER GOP POSITIONS ON EVOLUTION. Yet another attack on Scott Walker. They must be really nervous. Meanwhile Hillary’s in hiding and the MSM is silent.

Surprise: Government has been wrong about cholesterol for 40 years. They can’t tell you what the weather will be like tomorrow either. But they sure can tell us the effects of global warming 100 years from now.

Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg Wasn’t ‘100 Percent Sober’ During State of the Union. If we had to go listen to Obama blather for an hour we’d get snockered, too.

Study: Megadroughts A Future Reality For Much Of Western United States. Allowing for a situation in which expert predictions are as correct as usual we can only suggest that you prepare for rain.

50 Shades of Graft: Sex-Smitten Luv-Guv Caught With Hands In Taxpayer Cookie Jar For Gubernatorial GalPal. He must be boning up (pun intended) to run for POTUS.

Military approves hormone therapy for Chelsea Manning. How do you make taxpayers moan?

BREAKING: Reports Claim ISIS Just Captured al-Asad Air Base Where 300 U.S. Marines Could Be Trapped. Send out prayers for the USMC. Pray Obama can stop fund raising long enough to do something before it’s too late. We hope this doesn’t turn into a giant Benghazi.

Huge hurricanes set to batter the East Coast on a regular basis: Katrina-scale winds may return every DECADE, claim experts. OK, so come August 23 it will be a decade (Katrina hit 8/23/2005). We’re going to laugh our ass’s off if the big hurricane doesn’t show up this year.

ISIS hack attack targets NW military wife. Brave scumbags picking on women and children.

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