Clint Webb is the most honest politician since Honest Abe Lincoln. On second thought, Abe was a friggin’ honesty amateur compared to our man Clint.
You have our votes, Clint. In fact, we’ll stuff the ballot box for you like a Chicago alderman.
H/T: IOwnTheWorld.com
This post was last modified on June 25, 2010


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Abe Lincoln was a consummate lair. It's an insult to compare an honest man to Lincoln. It's most fitting that Obama wants to be compared to Abe - they are both liars.
when he said "sociopathic narcissist" i immediately thought
"obama?"
its true...its so sadly true.
Wow, this is an absolute work of art. I'm sure glad I found you guys! Where do I contribute?
I like this kid.
He's as legit as Obamarama was (is). He sounds like he stole Obamarama's script!
Is this for real? I thought it was a spoof but from the comments here it seems people think this is a legit candidate?
P-A-R-O-D-Y . Enough said
I liked it but for one comment: His joke that he's lived a life that "so repressed it's eerie" or something to that effect.
So we're making fun of politicians if they misbehave and now also if they actually do manage to behave? Leading a moral life is not "repressed." It's admirable.
Sorry to be Captain Buzzkill, but that's my role, being repressed and all.
HAHAHA!! He is a friend of mine! What up, dude?! I'm going to send him the link. Haven't seen him since I left NY:(.
Tell him we'd like to interview him.
I'll do my Best!
I sent him a copy.
I love this.. shoot, if Green can get nominated, why can't Webb? Where can I donate?