Is it possible for a reporter to combine the words “Clinton”, “head”, and “Weiner” in the same sentence without some editor saying, “Nah, can’t do that.”
Apparently, it is possible at WCBS-TV, the CBS-owned station in New York, because here’s how the station presented a story on its website last weekend:
Bill Clinton To Head Rep. Weiner Wedding
Call him the officiator-in-chief: Former President Bill Clinton will preside at the wedding of New York Rep. Anthony Weiner to a longtime aide of Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.
The 45-year-old congressman and his 34-year-old fiancee, Huma Abedin, are to be married Saturday at the Oheka Castle in Huntington on Long Island. The 19,000 square-foot home and extensive grounds have been host to many high-profile weddings, including Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers to Danielle Deleasa last December.
If there is a God in heaven, he will not allow the bride to wear a blue dress.
Source: WCBS-TV
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Slilck Willie is gonna do that??? Here I thought he was out on the golf links, playing with his putter.
If there is a God in heaven he will ensure that the bride wears a blue dress. Whose side do you think God is on?
HIGH larious, as usual.
It's stories like this that are a news editor's dream!
Is the main course at the reception going to be Tubesteak?
No, that's just a phallusey.
Oh My Gawd!! (BIG BIG GRIN!!)