Creepy satanic robot stripper

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• Does anyone know what furries, bronies and otherkins are?

  • Does anyone know what furries, bronies and otherkins are?

    Nope, and pretty sure I REALLY don't want to.

    • It's good to know, just for the laughs. They may be pathetic, but they are harmless.

  • I watch "Baggage" so I know what furries are.

    • Bronies....snerk.... :)

      • Red Eye sent Bill Schulz to Brony Con a couple of years back, when he was still part of the show...

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eFfATbh0No

        • At least the voice actresses were cute.

      • Oh, you mean gold boy!

        • Yup..That's why I laughed..... Every time I see some kid with a my little pony toy, I laugh.

        • Yeah, I do.

  • I watch Red Eye & listen to Opie & Anthony, so yes I do.

• What is sad is that these robot strippers look more intellectually stimulated then Mika Brzezinski most of the time.

  • Had to look that one up, never heard of her. Yeah, she looks excited.

    • http://tinyurl.com/qfrp9am ;-)

• They've programmed in some fairly complex finger movements, but they've got a long way to go on the face.

• Looks like she comes "pre-beat up".

  • Ray Rice edition?

• I prefer my strippers to have some jiggle and wiggle to them. Just saying is all.

  This must be for the nerds how are spending way too much time in mommy's basement behind a locked door.

  • Pajama Boy has probably put in an order already.....

    Drink hot chocolate
    Put on your onesie
    Watch your stripper robot
    Masturbate
    Sign up for Obamacare

• I see that she favors her left leg, she is going to have to work on that.

• minimum wage and health insurance increases are forcing these clubs to go automated, there will be a special slot to insert bills

  • Insert Bill's what?

• Real stripp e rs are creepy. This is just weird and scary. But some smuck will want one of his very own! Ooooooooooooooo(shiver)

• I don't know what's creepier, the dancing robot, the voice, or the fact that it looks like it has bruises all over it's body.

  • Add some fat and a tattoo and you got "Electric Lena Dunham"....

    • *BARF*

• It's not just the robot that gives me the creeps; it's that I live in a world of people who like this sort of thing.

  My God. What will they do next?

  • Actually get her to lift her feet of the ground.