Transgender eco-anarchist Maurice Schwenkler (aka Ariel Attack) vandalized Democrat headquarters in Denver the other night.
Transgender. Eco. Anarchist. Seriously.
There’s no real story here. We just wanted to see that remarkable combination of words in print.
We’re tempted to say, “Only in America,” but it would be more accurate to say, “Only in the Democrat party.”
And with that, my friends (with apologies to John McCain), we present the Steve Miller Band singing about Maurice.
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Maybe we should introduce him to the Missouri journalism associate professor -- he/she/it/other could be an intern...
You understand that this Shim is only setting themselves up for a great career in academia. I mean, HeSheIt could very well become a highly respected professor at an institution of higher learning... heck, one day, they could President. If there's drugs involved, all the better.
That kid looks like he/she could be a fine stand-in for Maddow when she/he is on vacation.