Dickheads studying duck dicks. We’re flat broke. Tapped out. But “The National Science Foundation (NSF) has awarded a $384,949 grant to Yale University for a study on “Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and the Evolution of Waterfowl Genitalia…” Let us save you some money. Duck dicks are small. That’s why you’ve never heard anyone say, “That guy’s hung like a duck.” (By the way, if you want to see some really crazy stuff, do a Google image search for “duck” and “penis”. WTF?)
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This is a stupid study, But I gotta say, I'd rather pay for this than the study about gay prostitutes in Viet Nam.
Isn't Duck Dick the former Premier of South Vietnam?
Yeah, I think he replaced Duck Phu.
Wasn't he from Phucket?
Yeah, then he move to Nantucket....there is a dirty limerick there somewhere, but I ain't going there.
Isn't that where "Dear Leader" plans on taking his next million dollar vacation? Time to write a new limerick me thinks.
They pissed when they saw ducks gettin some with no money . just tryin to figure out nature!!
WTF!?!?!?!?!
(bangs head against wall)
Was this research sponsored by by Sen. Dick Durbin?
If I'm not mistaken it was introduced in the House by former Rep Anthony Weiner during the last lame duck Congress.
OMG are you in on this too?
I would have guessed John Boehner was behind this.
Calm down people. Some these ducks may be lesbians with a drinking problem and we gotta get to the bottom of the issues they face.
I mean, with a minimal amount of inspection, it appears that Donald's duck dick was deleted.
I dunno, Daisy looks pretty happy. And ducks mate for life better than we do. So maybe size doesn't matter.
Nope. Duck dicks are HUGE! and very twisty.
Everyone knows Rule 34, right?
Occasionally, I almost get to the point to where I want the Chi-Coms to look over our budget and say, no more loans until you cut this.