Dickheads studying duck dicks. We’re flat broke. Tapped out. But “The National Science Foundation (NSF) has awarded a $384,949 grant to Yale University for a study on “Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and the Evolution of Waterfowl Genitalia…” Let us save you some money. Duck dicks are small. That’s why you’ve never heard anyone say, “That guy’s hung like a duck.” (By the way, if you want to see some really crazy stuff, do a Google image search for “duck” and “penis”. WTF?)

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sa_rose
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sa_rose

This is a stupid study, But I gotta say, I’d rather pay for this than the study about gay prostitutes in Viet Nam.

jacksman
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jacksman

They pissed when they saw ducks gettin some with no money . just tryin to figure out nature!!

Not so silent
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Not so silent

WTF!?!?!?!?!
(bangs head against wall)

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Was this research sponsored by by Sen. Dick Durbin?

Ruben
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Ruben

Calm down people. Some these ducks may be lesbians with a drinking problem and we gotta get to the bottom of the issues they face.

Plainsman
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Plainsman

I mean, with a minimal amount of inspection, it appears that Donald’s duck dick was deleted.

JPTravis
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I dunno, Daisy looks pretty happy. And ducks mate for life better than we do. So maybe size doesn’t matter.

mojo
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mojo

Nope. Duck dicks are HUGE! and very twisty.

PsychoDad
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Everyone knows Rule 34, right?

MDLION
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MDLION

Occasionally, I almost get to the point to where I want the Chi-Coms to look over our budget and say, no more loans until you cut this.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

America is quacking up.

JPTravis
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I gotta pâté you on the back for that one.

CO2Insanity
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Eider give you credit for that one.