Doctor wearing Captain America costume with burrito in his pants arrested for groping women

This story doesn’t really fit the IHateTheMedia.com profile, but it comes with the strangest headline of the year so we’re going for it.

WFTV reports the bizarre story:

The Brevard County doctor who was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America with a burrito in his pants will not go to jail.

Instead, Doctor Raymond Adamcik will take part in a diversion program for first time offenders, which includes community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.

The charges will not show up on his criminal record.

A burrito in his pants? That reminds us of an old joke:

The dumb guy goes to his cool friend and says, “You were always so good with the ladies, but I keep striking out. How did you do it?”

The cool guy thinks for a minute and says, “Well, I impress them with intelligent conversation, but since you can’t do that, here’s something that should work. Put a potato down your pants and the ladies won’t be able to resist.”

So the dumb guy goes to a bar with the potato down his pants, but the ladies recoil in horror at the sight of him.

The dumb guy is horribly disappointed so he drives over to his cool friend’s house and says, “I tried the potato thing, but the ladies all ran away. What went wrong?”

The cool guy looks at him and says, “Next time put the potato down the front of your pants.”

Thank you. Thank you very much. We’ll be here all week.

Source: WFTV.com