European protesters use mysterious chemical weapon against police

“After months of complaints by European dairy farmers angry over low prices,” the New York Times reports, “protesters in Brussels on Monday poured milk onto the streets, hurled eggs and other missiles, and started fires that filled the air with black smoke.”

Then the farmers rolled out their big weapon, a well-endowed and fully-loaded Holstein named Bertha.

Where’s PETA when you need them?

Source: New York Times